Mulan Guard: We're under attack! Light the signal! Guard: Now all of China knows you're here. Shan-Yu: Perfect. General Li: Your Majesty, the Huns have crossed our Northern border. Chi Fu: Impossible! No one can get through The Great Wall. General Li: Shun-Yu is leading them. We'll set up defenses around your palace immediately. Emperor: No! Send your troops to protect my people. Chi Fu, Chi Fu: Yes, your highness. Emperor: Deliver conscription notices throughout all the provinces. Call up reserves and as many new recruits as possible. General Li: Forgive me your Majesty, but I believe my troops can stop him. Emperor: I wont take any chances, General. A single grain of rice can tip the scale. One man may be the difference between victory and defeat. Mulan: Quiet and demure...graceful...polite...[picking up some rice with her chopsticks and eating a mouthful] delicate...refined...poised... [She sets down her chopsticks and writes down a final word on her right arm] punctual. Aiya. Little brother. Little brother. Lit-ahhh, there you are. Who's the smartest doggie in the world? Come on smart boy, can you help me with my chores today? Fa Zhou: Honorable ancestors, please help Mulan impress the matchmaker today. Little Brother: Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark. Fa Zhou: Please, PLEASE, help her. Mulan: Father I brought your-- whoop! [Fa Zhou bumps into Mulan. The cup falls to the ground and Fa Zhou catches the teapot with the handle of his cane] Fa Zhou: Mulan-- Mulan: I brought a spare. Fa Zhou: Mulan-- Mulan: Remember, the doctor said three cups of tea in the morning-- Fa Zhou: Mulan-- Mulan: And three at night. Fa Zhou: Mulan, you should already be in town. We're counting on you to up-- M...
