The dinner party I first heard this tale in India, where is told as if true -- though any naturalist would know it couldn't be
Later someone told me that the story appeared in a magazine shortly before the First World War
That magazine story, and the person who wrote it, I have never been able to track down
The country is India
A colonial official and his wife are giving a large dinner party
They are seated with their guests -- officers and their wives, and a visiting American naturalist -- in their spacious dining room, which has a bare marble floor, open rafters and wide glass doors opening onto a veranda
A spirited discussion springs up between a young girl who says that women have outgrown the jumping-on-a-chair-at-the-sight-of-a-mouse era and a major who says that they ha