Our story begins high over New York City
in the luxurious penthouse apartment
of perhaps the most unlikely genius the world has ever known
You caught me doing my yoga
You were expecting downward dog, perhaps
My name is Mr
Peabody
And since we're going to be spending some time together
I'd like to tell you a little bit about myself
You see, ever since I was a pup
it was clear that I was different
I tried to fit in
No, thank you
but never could
As I grew, I saw more and more of my littermates
being chosen by their new families
But for some reason, I never was
Come on, boy
Fetch the stick
But why
Won't you just throw it again
It's an exercise in futility
I don't want this one, Mommy
He's sarcastic
Wait, wait
