美剧BostonLegal波士顿法律第1季第5集剧本(英文)

1 Boston Legal An Eye For An Eye Season 1, Episode 5 Written by Jeff Rake & David E. Kelley © 2004 David E. Kelley Productions. All Rights Reserved. Broadcast: Oct 31, 2004 Transcribed by SueB for Boston-Legal.org It’s Halloween in night court, which is filled with people in various costumes awaiting appearances in front of the judge. Beat Cop: Suspects were first observed at approximately 10:30 pm across the street from the station house. Robin and Catwoman stood guard as Batman soaped an unoccupied police vehicle. Alan Shore (as Batman): S.U.V. Your Honor. An egregious gas guzzler, and filthy, by the way. Night Court Judge: Continue, Officer. Beat Cop: Officer Brody and I approached. An altercation ensued. Tara Wilson (as Robin): We thought they were hooligans dressed in costume. Alan Shore: As the Village People perhaps. Tara Wilson: Hmm. Beat Cop: Suspects then attempted to evade apprehension by discharging one or more eggs in our direction. Charges are vandalism, resisting arrest and pandering. Alan Shore: Pandering? Our only tricks were in conjunction with our treating. And I do not look like a pimp. Beat Cop: You look like an idiot. The cat’s a known prostitute, your honor. Hooker (as Catwoman): I object to that! Night Court Judge: All right. Masks off now. (the three comply). I know you. Alan Shore. Alan Shore: Good to see you, Judge. My colleague, Tara Wilson. Tara Wilson: Hello. Night Court Judge: Would you care to explain to me why two attorneys are out cavorting with a prostitute? Tara Wilson: We needed somebody to be Catwoman. Alan Shore: Someone with a whip. Night Court Judge: Mr. Shore, while you are a gifted attorney, you bring embarrassment and shame to the legal...