Gossip Girl(S1E1) Gos s ip girl: Hey, upper east siders, gossip girl here, and I have the biggest news ever. One of my many sources... Melanie91... Sends us this... Spotted at grand central, bags in hand... Serena van der Woodsen. Was it only a year ago our "it" girl mysteriously disappeared or "boarding school" ? And just as suddenly, she's back. Don't believe me? See for yourselves. Lucky for us, Malanie91 sent proof. Thanks for the photo, mel. Dan, Jenny, over here! J: Hey, dad! Hey, hey, you made it! Welcome back. How was your weekend? How's your mom? J: Fine. D: She's good. J: Uh, fine and good. D: She's... She's good and... And fine. Like, "maybe I never should've left manhattan" fine, or "taking a time-out from my marriage was the best idea I ever had" fine? J: Dad, you know what? I- I am, uh, I'm starving. Let's go home. I'm cooking. Caprese salad, a little mozzarella di bufala. Yeah, I'm gonna make you guys... Gos s ip girl: Spotted... Lonely boy. Can't believe the love of his life has returned... If only she knew who he was. But everyone knows serena, and everyone is talking. Wonder what Blair waldorf thinks. Sure, they're B. F. S, but we always thought Blair's boyfriend nate had a thing for serena. Design a dress for this woman. Blair, if you're gonna wear one of my designs, tell me so we can at least get it properly fitted. B: Thanks, mom. Keep that in mind. Great party. She is my best advertisement. So, Nate, you started thinking about college? Well, actually, I'm a dartmouth man. N: Yes, dad's always spoken very highly of dartmouth, but I'd like to check out west. You know,maybe U.S.C. , U.C.L.A.... His mother wouldn't hear of it. Dartmouth is far e...