101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate （The Pilot-The Uncut Version）［Scene： Central Perk， Chandler, Joey， Phoebe， and Monica are there.］Monica： There’s nothing to tell! He’s just some guy I work with!Joey: Come on， you’re going out with the guy! There’s gotta be something wrong with him！Chandler： All right Joey， be nice. So does he have a hump？ A hump and a hairpiece？Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk？（They all stare, bemused。)Phoebe： Just, ’cause， I don’t want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!Monica： Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It’s just two people going out to dinner and— not having sex。Chandler: Sounds like a date to me。［Time Lapse]Chandler： Alright， so I'm back in high school， I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.All: Oh， yeah. Had that dream。Chandler： Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone。.. there。Joey: Instead of..。？Chandler: That’s right.Joey： Never had that dream.Phoebe： No.Chandler： All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring。 Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me。 Monica： And they weren’t looking at you before?！Chandler: Finally ， I figure I'd better answer it ， and it turns out it’s my mother, which is very—very weird, because— she never calls me!［Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]Ross: (mortified) Hi。Joey： This guy says hello， I wanna kill myself.Monica： Are you okay, sweetie？Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck..。Chandler： Cookie？Monica： （explaining to the others） Carol moved her stuff out today. Joey： Ohh.Monic...
