101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate （The Pilot-The Uncut Version）[Scene: Central Perk， Chandler, Joey, Phoebe， and Monica are there.]Monica: There’s nothing to tell！ He's just some guy I work with！Joey: Come on ， you're going out with the guy! There’s gotta be something wrong with him!Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump？ A hump and a hairpiece？Phoebe： Wait, does he eat chalk?（They all stare， bemused.）Phoebe： Just， 'cause, I don’t want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh！Monica: Okay， everybody relax。 This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.Chandler： Sounds like a date to me.［Time Lapse］Chandler: Alright， so I'm back in high school, I’m standing in the middle of the cafeteria， and I realize I am totally naked。All： Oh， yeah。 Had that dream。Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone..。 there。Joey： Instead of...？Chandler： That’s right。Joey： Never had that dream。Phoebe： No.Chandler： All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring。 Now I don’t know what to do， everybody starts looking at me。 Monica: And they weren't looking at you before？！Chandler： Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it’s my mother, which is very-very weird, because— she never calls me![Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]Ross: (mortified) Hi。Joey： This guy says hello， I wanna kill myself。Monica： Are you okay， sweetie?Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat ， grabbed my small intestine， pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck。。.Chandler： Cookie?Monica： (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today。 Joey: Ohh。Monica：...
