101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)［Scene: Central Perk， Chandler, Joey， Phoebe, and Monica are there。]Monica: There’s nothing to tell! He’s just some guy I work with！Joey： Come on, you're going out with the guy ！ There's gotta be something wrong with him！Chandler: All right Joey, be nice。 So does he have a hump？ A hump and a hairpiece？Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk？（They all stare， bemused。)Phoebe： Just, 'cause, I don’t want her to go through what I went through with Carl— oh！Monica： Okay， everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and— not having sex.Chandler： Sounds like a date to me。[Time Lapse］Chandler: Alright， so I’m back in high school， I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria， and I realize I am totally naked。All： Oh， yeah. Had that dream.Chandler： Then I look down， and I realize there’s a phone.。. there.Joey： Instead of..。？Chandler： That’s right.Joey: Never had that dream.Phoebe： No。Chandler: All of a sudden， the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me. Monica: And they weren’t looking at you before?!Chandler ： Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it’s my mother， which is very—very weird， because— she never calls me！［Time Lapse， Ross has entered.]Ross: (mortified) Hi。Joey： This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself。Monica： Are you okay, sweetie？Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...Chandler: Cookie？Monica： （explaining to the others） Carol moved her stuff out today。 Joey： Ohh.Monica:...
