小学三年级英语笑话精选篇一：英语笑话三年级英语笑话三年级英语笑话一：Halforfivetenths?Teacher:Wouldyouratherhaveonehalfofanorangeorfivetenths?Gerald:I’dmuchratherhavethehalf.Teacher:Thinkcarefully,andtellmewhy.Gerald:Becauseyoulosetoomuchjuicewhenyoucuttheorangeintofivetenths.三年级英语笑话二：GettingsickYou’reapplicationsaysyouleftyourlastjobbecauseofsickness.Couldyouexplainthatplease?Certainly.Mybossgotsickofme.三年级英语笑话三：MixeddoublesTeacherofPhysicalEducation:Haveyoueverseenmixeddoubles,boys?Nick:Yes,sir.Quiteoften.Isawitevenlastnight.Teacher:Pleasetellussomethingaboutit.Nick:Oh,sorry,sir.Myfatheralwayssays,’Domesticshameshouldnotbepublished.’篇二：三年级英语笑话带翻译三年级英语笑话带翻译三年级英语笑话带翻译一：--Myunclehas1000menunderhim.--Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?--Amaintenancemaninacemetery.--我叔叔下面有1000个人。--他真是一个大人物。干什么的?--墓地守墓人。三年级英语笑话带翻译二：Abitofadviceforthoseabouttoretire.Ifyouareonly65,nevermovetoaretirementcommunity.Everybodyelseisintheir70s,80s,or90s.Sowhensomethinghastobemoved,liftedorloaded,theyyell,‘Getthekid.’这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。假设你只有65岁的话，千万别进退休社区。由于那儿人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。”三年级英语笑话带翻译三：Author:Youcantapprecciateit.Youneverwroteabookyourself.Friend:No,andIneverlaidanegg,butImabetterjudgeofanomeletthanmyheninthiscountry.你无法欣赏他，你从来没有本人写过书。朋友：没写过，我也从来没有下过蛋，但是我却比这个国家的任何一只母鸡更擅长鉴定煎蛋卷。篇三：小学三年级英语看图说话
