小学三年级英语小故事：幽默小故事精选Oneday,ateachertookhispupilstoachickenfarmtopayavisit.Whentheycameneartheincubator,chickjustgotoutofitseggshell.【一天，老师带学生到养鸡场参观，当他们走近孵化器时，刚好一只小鸡破壳而出。】²"It'swonderfultoseealittlethingcomeoutfromtheeggshell,isn'tit?"theteachersaid.²【“看见一个小生命从蛋壳里出来，岂不是很奇妙的吗?”老师说。】²"Yes,sir."saidoneoftheboys,"butitwouldbemorewonderfulifweknewhowachickgetsintoitseggshellbeforehand."【“是的，老师。”一个男学生说，“可是，如果我们知道它是怎样事先钻进蛋壳里的那就更奇妙了。”】²I'mTryingtoStopIt"Boy,whyhaveyougotcotton-woolinyourear?Isitinfected?"【“孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?”】²"No,sir,butyousaidyesterdaythateverythingyoutoldmewentinoneearandouttheother,soIamtryingtostopit."【“没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”】²“I'msorry，Madam，butIshallhavetochargeyoutwentydollarsforpullingyourboy'stooth.”【“对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”】“Twentydollars!Why，Iunderstandyoutosaythatyouchargedonlyfourdollarsforsuchwork!”【“20美元!为什么?不是说好只要4美元。”】“Yes，butthisyoungsteryelledsoterriblythathescaredfourotherpatientsoutoftheoffice.”【“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。”】²Teacher：Weallknowthatbeatcausesanobjecttoexpandancoldcaueseittocontract.Now，cananyonegivemeagoodexample?【老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子?】²John：Well，inthesummerthedaysarelong，andinthewinterthedaysareshort.【约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。】²Oneday,alittlemisplayingbythewell.【一天，有只小猴子在井边玩儿。】Helooksinthewellandshouts:【它往井里一瞧，高喊道：】“Oh!Mygod!Themoonhasfallenintothewell!”【“噢!我的天!月亮掉到井里头啦!”】Anoldermsrunsover,takesalook,andsays,【一只大猴子跑来一看，说，】“Goodnessme!Themoonisreallyinthewater!”
