I need to make a confession at the outset here
A little over 20 years ago I did something that I regret, something that I'm not particularly proud of, something that, in many ways, I wish no one would ever know, but here I feel kind of obliged to reveal
(Laughter) In the late 1980s, in a moment of youthful indiscretion, I went to law school
(Laughter) Now, in America law is a professional degree
You get your university degree
Then you go on to law school
And when I got to law school, I didn't do very well
To put it mildly, I didn't do very well
I, in fact, graduated in the part of my law school class that made the top 90 percent possible
(Laughter) Thank you
I never practiced law a day in my life
I pretty much wasn't allowed to
(Laughter) But today, against