下载后可任意编辑Longing for a New Welfare System (Longing for a New Welfare System) A welfare client is supposed to cheat
Everybody expects it
Faced with sharing a dinner of raw pet food with the cat, many people in wheelchairs I know bleed the system for a few extra dollars
They tell the government that they are getting two hundred dollars less than their real pension so they can get a little extra welfare money
Or, they tell the caseworker that the landlord raised the rent by a hundred dollars
I have opted to live a life of complete honesty
So instead, I go out and drum up some business and draw cartoons
I even tell welfare how much I make
Oh, I'm tempted to get paid under the table
But even if I yielded to that temptation, big magazines are not going to get involved in some sticky