老友记的中英文对照剧本第一季

110 The One With the Monkey猴子[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering.] Ross: Guys? There's a somebody I'd like you to meet. 各位我想介绍一个人给大家认识(A monkey jumps on to his shoulder.) All: Oooh! Monica: W-wait. What is that? 等等⋯这是怎么回事 ? Ross: 'That' would be Marcel. You wanna say hi? 他叫马修 , 想和他打声招呼 ? Monica: No, no, I don't. 不, 我不要Rachel: Oh, he is precious! Where did you get him? 他好可爱 , 哪里得到他的 ? Ross: My friend Bethel rescued him from some lab. 我朋友贝瑟把它从实验室救出来的Phoebe: That is so cruel! Why? Why would a parent name their child Bethel? 真残忍，为何有父母会将孩子取名为圣地( 贝瑟)? Chandler: Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on its ass! 那猴子的屁股上长了个罗斯Monica: Ross, is he gonna live with you, like, in your apartment? 罗斯 , 它要和你同住吗 ? Ross: Yeah. I mean, it's been kinda quiet since Carol left, so... 对, 卡萝离开後家里冷清清的Monica: Why don't you just get a roommate? 为何不找个室友 ? Ross: Nah, I dunno... I think you reach a certain age, having a roommate is kinda pathe- (Realises) ....sorry, that's, that's 'pathet', which is Sanskrit for 'really cool way to live'. 人到一定的年纪后与室友同住是有点可悲(pathet)⋯抱歉 , 是 pathet ，在梵语中代表很酷的生活方式Opening Credits [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is getting ready to sing. Joey is not there.] Phoebe: So you guys, I'm doing all new material tonight. I have twelve new songs about my mother's suicide, and one about a snowman. 各位 , 我今天将唱全新的曲目，我写了12 首关于我妈自杀的歌，及一首有关雪人的歌Chandler: Might wanna open with the snowman. 你最好先唱雪人(Enter Joey) All: Hey, Joey. Hey, buddy. Monica: So, how'd it go? 如何? Joey: Ahhhhhh, I didn't get the job. -我没得到那份工作Ross: How could you...