南方公园剧本

South Park script There's a bunch of birds in the sky, And some deers just went running by Oh, the snow's pure and white on the earth rich and brown! Just Another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town. The sun is shining and the grass is green Under the three feet of snow, I mean. This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown! All the happy people stop to say "hello," Get out of my way! Even though the temperature's low. It's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town. Well, good morning, Stan! Mom! Can I have eight dollars to see a movie? A movie? Yeah. It's gonna be the best movie ever. It's a foreign film, from Canada. All right, here you go. But be back for supper! Thanks, mom! Oh, what a picture-perfect child! Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild. He'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown. What an angel, with a heart so sweet and sure. And a mind so open and pure. Thank God we live in this quiet redneck mountain town! Dude! Dude, wake up! Kenny, come on! (Coming!) Kenny! The Terrance and Phillip movie is out. You wanna come? (Yeah, dude. Come on, let's go.) Where do you think YOU're going? (To the Terrance and Phillip movie.) You can't! You have to go to church! (But Mom, I wanna see this movie!) Well, fine. Go ahead and miss church. And then, when you die and go to hell, YOU CAN ANSWER TO SATAN! (… Okay!) You can see your breath hanging in the air. You see homeless people, but you just don't care. It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown! (Don't you know? It's like a perfect winter day And that I'm glad I can say) That's right! It's Sunday morning in our quiet little white-bread redneck mountain town! Bah...