英语幽默小故事:认错It’sGoodtoAdmitaFaultJohnisnota“good”student.Healwayssleepsintheclass.Todayhesleepsagain.“John!”Teachersaysangrily.“What?What’swrong?”Johnisawaken.“Whydoyoumakeaface?It’sclassroom.Look!Everyoneislaughing.”Teachersays.“Nooneislaughing.”Teachersays.“No,it’snotme.Iwasnotmakingaface.Iwassleeping.”Johnfellsupset.“Um.Notbad.Youcanadmityourfault.Youarestillagoodboy.”Teacherissatisfiedwithit.英语幽默小故事:女士优先LadyFirstAteacheraskedherclass:"Isthesentence'Theoxandthecowareinthefields'correct?"Mostofthechildrensaid:"Yes,itisallright!"Andonlyonelittleboysaid:"No,itisnotcorrect.Theladymustbementionedfirst."女士优先一位老师问班上的学生:”公牛和母牛在田里“这个句子对吗?”大多数学生回答说:“对,一点不错。”只有一个小男孩说:“不对,应该先说女士。”英语幽默小故事:画蛇添足AddingFeettoaSnakeOneday,Mr.Lionholdsaparty.Manyanimalscomeanddrinkalotofwine.Atlastthereisapotofwine.Whocandrinkit?Theydrinkoutanideaanddecidetohaveamatch-Drawasnake.Ifyoufinishfirst,youcangetit.SoonMr.Wolffinishesdrawing.“Yeah,I’vefinished.I’mNo.1,”hesays.Buthedrawsagainandsays,“Oh,letmeaddfeetandmysnake.”Atthetime,Mr.Gorillaalsofinishes.Hetakesawaythepotofwineanddrinks,thenhesays,“Thatisn’tasnake.Snakeshavenofeet.Igetthewine.”画蛇添足一天,狮子先生举行一场聚会,许多动物都来了,他们喝很多酒。最后只剩一壶酒了。让谁喝呢?它们想了想,有个主意。它们比赛画蛇,谁最快画好,谁就喝这壶酒。不一会,狼先生画好了。“哈,我画好了,我是第一个。”它说。可是它又画了起来,它还说:“再给它加几只脚吧。”这是猩猩先生也画好了。它拿起那酒壶喝起来。一边喝一边说:“那不是蛇,蛇是没有脚的,我赢了这壶酒。”英语幽默小故事:我不想走路回家IDon’tWanttoWalkHomeTomisaveryoldman.Afterdinner,helikeswalkinginthestreet.Andhegoestobedatseveno’clock.Buttonight,acarstoppedathishouse.Apolicemanhelpshimgetout.HetellsTom’swife,“Theoldmancouldn’tfindhiswayinthestreet.Heaskedmetotakehiminthecar.”Afterthepolicemanleavesthere,hiswifeasks,“Tom,yougotothestreeteverynight.Buttonightyoucan’tfindtheway,what’sthematter?”Theoldmansmileslikeachildandsays,“Icouldn’tfindmyway?Ididn’twanttowalkhome.”我不想走回家汤姆是一位老人,他喜欢在晚饭后到大街上散步,在7点回来睡觉。但是,今天晚上一辆小汽车停在他家门前,汤姆在一位警察的帮助下走下汽车。警察告诉汤姆的妻子:“这位老人在街上迷路了,他让我用汽车送他回来。”警察走后:“汤姆,你每天都到那条街上散步,但是今天你迷路了,你怎么了?”这位老人像孩子般的笑道:“我迷路了?我是不想走路回家。”英语幽默小故事:十块糖TenCandiesMotherasksherson,“Jim,ifyouhavetencandies,andyoueatfour,thenhowmanycandlesdoyouhave?”“Ten.”Jimsays.“Then,”Motherasks.“Yes,Mum.Fourcandlesareinmystomachandsixcandiesareoutofmystomach.Fourandsixisten,isn’titright?”十块糖妈妈问儿子:“吉姆,如果你有10块糖,吃了4块,那你还有几块糖?”“10块。”吉姆说。“10块?”妈妈问。“是的,妈妈。因为4块在我的肚子里面,6块在肚子外面,4加6等于10,不对吗?”英语幽默小故事:明天早上数CountTomorrowMorningIt’saright.Johnislookingatthesky.TomisJohn’syoungerbrother.HeasksJohn“Whatareyoudoing?”Johnsays,“I’mcountingstars.”Tomlaughsandsays,“It’sreallydarknow.Whynotcountthemtomorrowmorning?”明天早上数这是一个晚上。约翰抬头看着天空。汤姆是约翰的弟弟。他问约翰:“你在干什么?”约翰说:“我在数星星。”汤姆笑着说:“现在天空太黑了。你为什么不等到明天早上再数呢?”英语幽默小故事:迟到的原因TheReasonofBeingLateea...