1 50 First Dates script So tell me. How was Hawaii? - It was unbelievable. - Oh, yeah? - Well, what happened? - I met this guy. It was the best week of my life. It was just a little vacation romance. But he was so sweet. He took me to all these cool local places. We went scuba diving... - Snorkeling. - Mountain climbing. We went cliff diving. Well, we got a little drunk. - He gave me... - A back rub. We slow danced... ...in the rain. But it wasn't just about the sex. He pounded me like a mallard duck. It ended kind of weird, though. When I asked for his number, he said he's... - Married. - Gay. - Entering the priesthood. - He doesn't believe in phones. He just kind of ran away. 2 You know, it was just a little fling, but... I won't forget my week... ...with Henry Roth. - Henry Roth. - Harry. Harry Paratesticles. - Henry Roth. - Henry Roth. - Henry Roth. - Henry Roth. Henry Roth, why didn't you tell me you were a secret agent? I prefer intelligence operative, and I couldn't tell you until I knew you. Well, can I call you when I land? You can call me, but I'll be in Peru. I said that a little loud. Come on, that's a 187, code blue. We got the wolf sleeping at night. He's slipping his arm in the drawer and out comes the cookie jar. All clear. Got it? Well, maybe when you get back from Peru. - I don't think that's an option, Lisa. - Linda. I know. I changed your name for your protection. We have to go our separate ways now. Well, goodbye. Got it! Moving out! - What the hell is your problem? - Just keep going, I'll give you $20. - You got it. How's your balls? - Killing me. Hit it. 3 Easy, Honah Lee. Hey, I'm a person, not a seal. Well, I ...
