孩子们看得到之间的差别Who you are speaks so loudly I cant hear what youre saying
--Ralph Waldo EmersonIt was a sunny Saturday afternoon in Oklahoma City
My friend and proud father Bobby Lewis was taking his two little boys to play miniature golf
He walked up to the fellow at the ticket counter and said, How much is it to get in
The young man replied, $3
00 for you and $3
00 for any kid who is older than six
We let them in free if they are six or younger
How old are they
Bobby replied, The lawyers three and the doctor is seven, so I guess I owe you $6
The man at the ticket counter said, Hey, Mister, did you just win the lottery or something
You could have saved yourself three bucks
You could have told me that the older one was six; I wouldnt have known the difference
Bobby replied, Yes, tha