101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot—The Uncut Version)[Scene： Central Perk， Chandler， Joey, Phoebe， and Monica are there。］Monica： There’s nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with！Joey： Come on， you're going out with the guy！ There's gotta be something wrong with him!Chandler: All right Joey, be nice。 So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece？Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?(They all stare, bemused。）Phoebe: Just， 'cause， I don’t want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh！Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It’s just two people going out to dinner and— not having sex.Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.［Time Lapse]Chandler:Alright， so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria， and I realize I am totally naked。All： Oh， yeah. Had that dream.Chandler: Then I look down， and I realize there’s a phone.。. there.Joey: Instead of。.。？Chandler： That's right。Joey: Never had that dream.Phoebe： No。Chandler：All of a sudden， the phone starts to ring。 Now I don’t know what to do， everybody starts looking at me。 Monica： And they weren't looking at you before？!Chandler ： Finally, I figure I'd better answer it ， and it turns out it's my mother， which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me
