假期邮件自动回复假期邮件自动回复 普通青年版 Thank you for your message. I am currently out of the office, with [limited] [no] access to email. I will be returning on [day, date]. If you need assistance before then, you may reach me at [phone number]. For urgent issues, please contact [name] at [email address] or [telephone number]. [Signature] 感谢你发来的邮件。我现在不在公司，不方便（无法）查收邮件。 我将于（几月几日，周几）回来。 假如在此之前你需要帮助，可以打这个电话（xxxxx）找到我。 如遇紧急情况，请联系（其他某个人），ta 的联系方式是（邮箱）或（电话号码）。 署名 P.S. 假如遇上节假日，最后可以加一句“Happy holidays!”（节日欢乐）。 逗比版 You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldnt have received anything at all. 假如你收到这个自动回复，那是因为我不在公司。但假如我在公司的话，你可能啥都没收到。 Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks. 感谢你发来的邮件。你已进入排队系统，你拿到的号码是 352，估计将于大约 19 周内收到回复。 Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message. 感谢你发来的邮件。邮件中的词需要收取费用，费用将从你的信用卡扣除，前 10 个词收取5.99 刀，超过 10 个词的每增加 1 个词多扣除 1.99 刀。 I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as Loretta instead of Steve. 接下来的两周，我将休病假。等我回来工作了，别再称呼我“Steve”，请叫我“Loretta”。（暗指邮件主人去做变性手术了：） Dear Sir or Madam, I’m not in the office from Apr.29th until May.1st because of the public holiday of Labor’s Day. My emails will ...
