真命天女A:你们都知道，我已经不小了，我已经 25 岁了哎呀在过去的 25 年里面，我白白浪费了 25 ，我一直都没有碰到我的真命天女，我一直都没有女朋友，我活着还有什么意义，我活着还有什么意义，我要自杀 You know, I have no, I am 25 years old, in the past 25 years, I have wasted 25 years, I have not met my destiny, I have no girlfriend all the time, what's the meaning that I live here, what's the meaning that I live here, I want to commit suicideB:哎呀Oh A:你谁呀，干什么的 你怎么进来了啊Who are you, what are you doing why do you come inB:为什么要轻生呢Why do you want to commit suicideA:你干啥的 为什么你要管我呀What you are doing Why do you tube meB:我当然管得了你啊Of course I do to youA:你谁啊Who are youB:我是月老I am the matchmakerA:哦你是月老是吧 你就是月老是不是 (打人)Oh you are right you are matchmaker matchmaker Is it right
B:别动手 不带急眼的 那个有话慢慢说 你说 怎么了你Don't be angry don't be angrt That ,say slowly You say ,what's upA:我 25 年了 我
