真命天女A:你们都知道，我已经不小了，我已经 25 岁了哎呀在过去的 25 年里面，我白白浪费了 25 ，我一直都没有碰到我的真命天女，我一直都没有女朋友，我活着还有什么意义，我活着还有什么意义，我要自杀 You know, I have no, I am 25 years old, in the past 25 years, I have wasted 25 years, I have not met my destiny, I have no girlfriend all the time, what's the meaning that I live here, what's the meaning that I live here, I want to commit suicideB:哎呀Oh A:你谁呀，干什么的 你怎么进来了啊Who are you, what are you doing why do you come inB:为什么要轻生呢Why do you want to commit suicideA:你干啥的 为什么你要管我呀What you are doing Why do you tube meB:我当然管得了你啊Of course I do to youA:你谁啊Who are youB:我是月老I am the matchmakerA:哦你是月老是吧 你就是月老是不是 (打人)Oh you are right you are matchmaker matchmaker Is it right?B:别动手 不带急眼的 那个有话慢慢说 你说 怎么了你Don't be angry don't be angrt That ,say slowly You say ,what's upA:我 25 年了 我都没有女朋友 为什么我 25 年了我都没有女朋友 你为什么不给我整个对象I am 25 years I have no girlfriend why I for 25 years I have no girlfriend why don't you give me a girlfriendB:说实话多大 实话To tell you the truth many truthA:28 唉唉 32 虚岁虚岁28 ar 32 nominal age B:我给每个人都安排了属于他们自己的姻缘，你也不例外I have arranged their marriage to everyone, and you are no exceptionA:那我没有啊I do not ahB:肯定有，每个人都有，不信你看 Sure, everyone has, if you do not believe, you can see(一对情侣走过)A:嗯真甜蜜Oh so sweetB:你看每个人都有，而且姻缘是能看得见的Do you think everyone has, but marriage is a visibleA:我看不见啊I can't seeB:我帮你 好 看吧I help you OK seeA:我什么都看见了吗What I seeB:这回可以看见姻缘了This can be seen in marriageA:真看见了 他们身上有红绳I saw a red rope themB:当然了 这就是他们...
