《美军作战手册—墨菲法则》VIP专享

Murphy's Law，不管是译为墨菲法则、莫非定理、还是摩菲定理什么都好。这是西方世界常用的俚语，其主要内容是：事情假如有变坏的可能，不管这种可能性有多小，它总会发生。据说最早是一个叫 Edward A. Murphy 的航空工程师创立的，并在与航天机械相关的领域被广泛引用，但之后逐渐进入习语范畴，其内涵被给予无穷的创意，出现了众多的变体. 1. Friendly fire - isn't. 友军火力一点儿都不友好。（美军术语 Friendly fire 是指“被自己人误伤”） 2. Recoilless rifles - aren't. 无坐力炮的后坐力大着呢。 3. Suppressive fires - won't. 压制火力啥也压制不了。 4. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note. 你不是超人，陆战队员和战斗机飞行员尤为适用本条。 5. A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down. 在前胸开个洞是让你自然而然停下来的最好办法。 6. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. 假如一个蠢方法有用，那它就不是一个蠢方法。 7. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you. 装成无关紧要的人，敌人可能子弹不多，不想浪费在你身上。 8. If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike. 假如你的攻击没成功，马上呼叫空袭支援吧。 9. If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short. 每当你展开进攻时，炮兵往往也用完了炮弹。 10. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself. 永远别跟比你勇敢的战友呆在同一个散兵坑里。 11. Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. 永远别跟比你疯狂的人一起睡觉。 12. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder. 永远别忘了你手上的武器是由出价最低的承包商中标制造的。 13. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. 假如你的攻击进行得很顺利，那一定是你中了圈套。 14. The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack. 那支你以为是敌军疑兵而不加注意的部队其实是进攻主力。 15. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: a. When they're ready. b. Whe...