愚人节笑话中英文

愚人节笑话中英文本文是由祝福语网愚人 preacher: why? what did he do to you? 神父：为什麽?他对你做了什麽吗? girl: he touched my breast. 女孩：他 他摸我的胸部 preacher: you mean like this? (the guy did it.) 神父：你是说像这样子吗?(神父伸手摸女孩的胸部) girl: (a little shy from the touch) yes. 女孩：(因为神父的举动而有一些害羞)嗯 是的 preacher: that s no reason to call him that. 神父：只是这样子的话你没有理由骂他啊 girl: but he also took off my cloth. 女孩：但是 他又把我的衣服脱掉 preacher: you mean like this? (he did it again.) 神父：你是说像这样子吗?(神父动手脱掉女孩的衣服) girl: yes, that s what he did. 女孩：是的，是这样子没错 preacher: that s still no reason to call him that. 神父：可是这样子你还是没有理由骂他啊 girl: and he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what... 女孩：然後 他把他的 那个 放到我的 那个 里面 preacher: (evil laugh...) you mean like this? (and you-know-what) 神父：(奸笑貌)你是说像这样子吗?(神父和女孩就那个那个了) girl: (after a few minutes...) ugh... yeah, that s what he did... 女孩：(数分钟後)喔 是的 就是这样子 preacher: my dear girl, that s still no reason to call him a... 神父：我亲爱的孩子，就算是这样你还是没有理由骂他「你这个 」 girl: but he had aids!! 女孩：但是他有爱滋病呀!!