下载后可任意编辑少儿睡前两分钟英语笑话小故事1.少儿睡前两分钟英语笑话小故事健忘小姐MyfriendPamhasaproblemrememberingnumbers.Aftermoving.shegaveouthernewphonelisting.One.acquairitancetriedtocallheybutreachedatravelagency.Theagentsaidshe’dreceivedalotofcallsforPam.Thecallerapologizedandsaidshe’dtrytoreachPamatheroffice.我的朋友潘,特别不善于记数字。她搬走后,把她的新电话号码给了大家。一个熟人议图给她打电话,结果却打到了旅游局.那里的代理商说,他已替潘接了很多电话。打电话的人道了歉,并说她再往潘的办公室打电话我她。“Ifyoudogetholdofher,”theagent下载后可任意编辑replied,”willyoutellherthatherorderisinatSears?”“假如你能找到她的话,”代理商回答说:“你能告诉她吗?她在希尔斯商店订的货已经到了。”2.少儿睡前两分钟英语笑话小故事Twoyoungboyswerespendingthenightattheirgrandparents’house.Atbedtime,thetwoboyskneltbesidetheirbedstosaytheirprayers,whentheyoungeronebeganprayingatthetopofhislungs:“Iprayforabicycle.Iprayforanewtoy.”两个小男孩在祖父母家过夜。睡觉的时候,两个小男孩跪在床边开始祈祷,这时小一些的孩子扯开嗓子大声喊道“我祈求得到一辆自行车。我祈求有一个新玩具。”Hisolderbrotherleanedover,nudgedhimandsaid,“Whyareyoushoutingyourprayers?Godisn’tdeaf.”下载后可任意编辑他的哥哥靠过来,用肘轻碰他说:“你为什么这么大声喊叫呢?上帝又不是聋子。”Towhichthelittlebrotherreplied,“No,butGrandmais!”弟弟回答说:“是的,但是奶奶听不到呀!”3.少儿睡前两分钟英语笑话小故事分享Asthemotherofthreesmallchildrenborntwoyearsapart,I’moftenverytiredintheevening.TheirfatherandIhavesetstrictrulesthatafterstories,prayers,onedrinkandthebathroomscene,theymustgotobedandstaythere.作为一个每隔两年生一个小孩,现已是三个小孩的母亲,我到晚止时常感列精疲力尽。他们的父亲和我给孩子们订下严格的规定:讲完故事、祈祷、喝水、上厕所之后,他们下载后可任意编辑必须马上上床睡觉。不许再干别的事。Onenight,afteraparticularlytryingday,allthreewerefinallytuckedinandIheadedtothekitchenforsomecookies,milkandsolitude.IhadjuststartedtorelaxwhenIwassurroundedbythreelittlepeople,standingtherewatchingmeeat.TurningtotheirfatherIasked,”Dowerelentorstickwiththerules?”一天晚上,经过了一番努力,三个孩子终于钻进了被窝。我来到了厨房想吃点饼干,喝点牛奶,独自呆一会儿。我刚想放松一下,就被二个孩子团团围住。他们站在那儿盯着我吃东西.我转向他们的父亲问:“我们还要不要遵守规定了?”Ourthree-year-oldpipedup,”Stickwiththerules,Mom.“我们三岁的小孩说:“妈妈,还是坚持按规定做吧!”Knowingshedidn’treallywanttobesentback下载后可任意编辑tobed,Iasked,”Andwhataretherules,Mellisa?”我知道她不想去睡觉,就问:“玛丽莎,那么规定是怎么说的呢?”“Sharewithoneanother,”shereplied.“有福同享。”她回答说。4.少儿睡前两分钟英语笑话小故事Thelittlegirlwassittinginhergrandfather’slapashereadherastory.Fromtimetotime,shewouldtakehereyes’offthebookandreachuptotouchhiswrinkledcheek.Byandbyshewasalternatelystrokingherowncheek,thenhisagain.小女孩坐在祖父的膝上读故事。她时不时的从书上转移视线抬起头来碰到他褶皱的脸。随后她摸摸自己的脸颊又回去摸摸祖父的。下载后可任意编辑Finallyshespoke,“Granddaddy,didGodmakeyou?”最后她问:“爷爷,是上帝制造的你吗?”“Yes,sweetheart”heanswered,“Godmademealongtimeago.”“是啊,甜心。”他回答道:“上帝很久前制造出了我。”“Oh”shesaid,then“Granddaddy,didGodmakemetoo?”“喔。”她回答。接着又问道:“爷爷,上帝也制造了我吗?”“Yes,indeedhoney”heassuredher.“Godmadeyoujustalittlewhileago.”“是啊,当然了宝贝。”他向她保证:“...