此资料由网络收集而来，如有侵权请告知上传者立即删除。资料共分享，我们负责传递知识。愚人节英语搞笑对话篇一：愚人节英语笑话愚人节英语笑话1.whyarepeopletiredonaprilfool’sday?(愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)答：becausetheyhavejusthadalongmarch.(因为他们刚过了长长的三月。march三月;行军)2.whatweatherdomiceandratsfear?(老鼠害怕什么天气?)答：whenit’srainingcatsanddogs.(下大雨。raincatsanddogs下大雨)3.whendodogsrefusetofollowtheirmasters?(狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)答：whentheirmastersgotothefleamarket.(主人去跳蚤市场时。flea跳蚤fleamarket旧货市场)4.whatquestioncanneverbeansweredby“yes”?(哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)答：areyouasleep?(你睡着了吗)5.whattreeisalwaysverysad?(那种树总是很伤心?)答：weepingwillow.(垂柳weep哭泣willow柳树)6.whencanyougetwaterwithanet?(什么时候可以用网兜装水?)答：whenwateristurnedintoice.(当水结成冰时)7.whyisthepigalwayseating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?答：he’smakingahogofhimself.它想成为一只肉猪。8.what’sthelongestwordintheworld?世界上最长的单词是什么?答：smiles.becausethere’samilebetweentheletter‘s’.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。9.whatquestionisthattowhichyoumustalwaysanswer“yes”?什1此资料由网络收集而来，如有侵权请告知上传者立即删除。资料共分享，我们负责传递知识。么问题你只能回答“yes”?答：”whatdoesy-e-sspell?”(当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?10.wherewereyouwhenthepowerwascutoff?当停电的时候你在哪?答：inthedarkness.在黑暗中篇二：十个愚人节经典英文笑话TheSwissSpaghettiHarvestTherespectedBBCnewsshowPanoramaannouncedthatthankstoaverymildwinterandthevirtualeliminationofthedreadedspaghettiweevil,Swissfarmerswereenjoyingabumperspaghetticrop.ItaccompaniedthisannouncementwithfootageofSwisspeasantspullingstrandsofspaghettidownfromtrees.Hugenumbersofviewersweretakenin.ManycalledtheBBCwantingtoknowhowtheycouldgrowtheirownspaghettitree.TothistheBBCdiplomaticallyreplied,“placeasprigofspaghettiinatinoftomatosauceandhopeforthebest.”SidFinchSportsIllustratedpublishedastoryaboutanewrookiepitcherwhoplannedtoplayfortheMets.HisnamewasSiddFinch,andhecouldreportedlythrowabaseballat168mphwithpinpointaccuracy.Thiswas65mphfasterthanthepreviousrecord.Surprisingly,SiddFinchhadneverevenplayedthegamebefore.Instead,hehadmasteredthe“artofthepitch”inaTibetanmonasteryundertheguidanceofthe“greatpoet-saintLamaMalarias.”Metsfanscelebratedtheirteams’amazingluckathavingfoundsuchagiftedplayer,andSportsIllustratedwasfloodedwithrequestsformoreinformation.Inrealitythislegendaryplayeronlyexistedintheimaginationoftheauthorofthearticle,GeorgePlimpton。InstantColorTV2此资料由网络收集而来，如有侵权请告知上传者立即删除。资料共分享，我们负责传递知识。In1962therewasonlyoneTVchannelinSweden,anditbroadcastinblackandwhite.Thestation’stechnicalexpert,KnellStemson,appearedonthenewstoannouncethat,thankstoanewtechnology,viewerscouldconverttheirexistingsetstodisplaycolorreception.AlltheyhadtodowaspullanylonstockingovertheirTVscreen.Stemsonproceededtodemonstratetheprocess.Thousandsofpeopleweretakenin.RegularcolorbroadcastsonlycommencedinSwedenonApril1,1970.TheTacoLibertyBellTheTacoBellCorporationannouncedithadboughttheLibertyBellandwasrenamingittheTacoLibertyBell.HundredsofoutragedcitizenscalledtheNationalHistoricParkinPhiladelphiawherethebellwashousedtoexpresstheiranger.TheirnerveswereonlycalmedwhenTacoBellrevealed,afewhourslater,thatitwasallapracticaljoke.ThebestlineofthedaycamewhenWhiteHousepresssecretaryMi...
