Unit 20 HumourWarming up & Listening & Speaking “ 特困生” When there is only one man in the world
She is good at Chinese Kongfu 别以为穿上马甲我就认不出你了
看,我比你们都要高
这个造型很酷吧
Guess Girl: If we marry, will you give me a ring
Boy: Of course, what’s your telephone number
Mary: John says I’m pretty
Andy says I’m ugly
What do you think of me, Peter
Peter: A bit of both
I think you’re pretty ugly
Practice makes perfect1
Betty bought some butter, but the butter was bitter, so she bought some better butter to make the bitter butter better
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish
If white chalk chalks white on a black blackboard, will black chalk chalk black on a white whiteboard then