Unit 20 HumourWarming up & Listening & Speaking “ 特困生” When there is only one man in the world. She is good at Chinese Kongfu 别以为穿上马甲我就认不出你了！看，我比你们都要高。这个造型很酷吧！Guess Girl: If we marry, will you give me a ring?Boy: Of course, what’s your telephone number?Mary: John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly. What do you think of me, Peter?Peter: A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly. Practice makes perfect1. Betty bought some butter, but the butter was bitter, so she bought some better butter to make the bitter butter better.2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish. 3. If white chalk chalks white on a black blackboard, will black chalk chalk black on a white whiteboard then?v.v.n.v.v.v.n.v.v.n.v.v.v.v.n.n. Let’s compete! 1. A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!2. Fresh fried fish, Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried fresh.3. Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.4. While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington's windows with warm washing water. a ministerWho can marry many wives but can stay single all of the life? Listening Task 1—Fill in the blanksIn the dialogue, D=Granddaughter, G=GrandmotherD: Grandmother. How did you meet Grandfather?G: Oh well, that’s quite a ______ story. In fact, we met several times. You see, I met grandfather in ________, where we lived before we came to __________. We only lived about ___________ from each other. Your grandfather was a ________ in the _______, three villages away.funnyAustraliachurch8 kilometersministerEngland D: And when did h...
