初中幽默英语演讲稿【篇一：新初中幽默英语演讲稿】新初中幽默英语演讲稿loveyourmother爱你的母亲whyareyoucrying,ayoungboyaskedhismom?你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈.becauseimawoman,shetoldhim.因为我是女人,她告诉他.idontunderstand,hesaid.我不明白.他回答hismomjusthuggedhimandsaid,andyouneverwill,butthatso.k........妈妈拥抱了他说,你永远也不会明白,但没关系...laterthelittleboyaskedhisfather,whydoesmomseemtocryfornoreason?.后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣?allwomencryfornoreason,wasallhisdadcouldsay......所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的...thelittleboygrewupandbecameaman,stillwonderingwhywomencry.等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候,他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.finallyheputinacalltogodandwhengodgotbacktohim,heaskedgod,whydowomencrysoeasily?最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣?godanswered......上帝回答:whenimadewoman,idecidedshehadtobespecial.imadehershouldersstrongenoughtocarrytheweightoftheworld,yet,madeherarmsgentleenoughtogivecomfort...当我创造女人的时候,我决定把她造的很特别,【篇二：初中励志又幽默的英文演讲稿】我写的搞笑的英文演讲稿oncegodcameuptwomegrantedmeadreamtoberealize.iasked4worldpeace.that’simpossible,hesaid.有一次上帝来到我面前答应了实现“”我一个梦想。我说我要世界和平。那是不可能的他说。theniaskedhimtogiveyoubrains.hesaid,letmetryworldpeace.“”然后我请让你变聪明。他说：你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。篇二：中学生励志英语演讲稿honorablejudgesanddearfriends,mynameismaerdongyan,i’mveryhappytodaytostandheretosharemyspeech,myimagination,andmystoryasanairtrafficcontrollerwithallofyou.i,asa35-year-oldairtrafficcontroller,havebeenworkingonthetowerfornearlytenyears.however,ithasbeenreallyhardtocoordinatemyworkandmyfamily.it’sgenerallyconsideredgreattobeanairtrafficcontrollerbythepublic,forthejobisbelievedtobewell-paidandquiteeasy.iwasalsooneofthembeforeistartedthework.butthingshavebeenentirelydifferentfromwhatiusedtothink.asanairtrafficcontrollerofthenewcentury,we’refacingtasksandbarriersgreaterandharderthanever,thatis,wehavetoensurethesafetyandorderofthefast-developingcivilaviation.we’reburdenedwithpressure,responsibilities,thetrustofhundredsofpilots,thelivesoftensofthousandsofpassengers,andthehopesofmillionsoffamilies.everystepwetake,everywordwesayisconnectedtothesafetyofpassengers.anddisastersmayoccurifwe’reevenalittlebitcareless.then,howcanthatbeeasy?daughteroncesaidthatitwasherhappiesttimetoseemebackfromwork.andit’sthesamewithme.i’mpleasedandgratefultoseethatmyfamilycansupportandunderstandmyworkandmylittledevotiontothem.suchismyjob,thoughicannotenjoymuchofthehappinessmyfamilybringstome,icanexperiencethesenseofresponsibilitythroughmywork.i’llneverregretthis,regretchoosingmyjob.itisthroughtheseyearsthatiknowwhatresponsibilityanddevotionreallymean.anditisthroughtheseyearsthatirealizewhatfamilyreallymeanstome---supportingandunderstanding.ireallyappreciatethem.that’sallformyspeechtoday,thankyouverymuchforyourlistening.篇三：初中3分钟励志英语演讲稿初中3分钟励志英语演讲稿youwillnolongerfearmakingnewsounds,showingnewfacialexpressions,usingyourbodyinnewways,approachingnewpeople,andaskingnewquestions.youwillliveeverysingledayofyourlifewithabsolutepassion,andyouwillshowyourpassionthroughthewordsyouspeakandtheactionsyoutake.youwillfocusallyourtimeandeffortonthemostimportantgoalsofyourlife.youwillneversuccumbtochallengesofhardship...
