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《新梁祝外传》L:梁山伯Z:祝英台M:马文才旁：英母英父(1)《takemetoyourheart》旁白：atairportzhuyingtaiisgoingtostudyEnglishinAmerican,liangshanboseeheroff.（机场送别）梁:Yingtai，IloveyousomuchandI’llmissyousomuch.！Z祝:Iloveyou,too!Don’tworry.ShanboIonlyloveyouinthiswildworld.I’llmarryyouassoonasI’mback.Waitformejustfortwoyears.梁:I’llkissyouacrossthePacificOcean.祝:I’llkissyoufromtheotherside.Waitforme.BoBo抱走，走出几步回头再抱祝：thistimeIreallyshouldbegoing.依依不舍旁：whenzhuyingtaistudyinAmerican,theirparentsareplaningtotakehertomarriageMawencaiButnowliangshanbodon'tknowanything……..英母：darlingdarling。。。。（拉住英父）英父：怒气转身NomatteryouSaywhatisuseless.Thechild'sweddingcouldnotbesohasty.英母：butdearling,MrsMawassocoolandwasbornnoblefamily,Thereisnodoubtthatthisismatchedformarriage.And……..被B打断英父：Itoldyoumanytimes,Nowisaneweraofreformandopening-up.wecouldnotdecidetheyingtai”swedding.英母：darling….TheFurthestDistanceinTheWorldIsnotbetweenlifeanddeath.ButwhenIstandinfrontofyou,Yetyoudonotknownthatheissohandsome.ThefurthestdistanceintheworldIsnotwhenIstandinfrontofyou,Yetyoucannotseehislovetoyingtai.马文才上，拿折扇，音乐《非》起马：Iloveyingtaisomuch.It'sdoesn'tmatterifyouseemeornot,I'mstandingrighttherewithnoemotion.It'sdoesn'tmatterifyoulovemeornot,loveisrightthereanditisnotgoingtochange.Letmeembraceyouorletmeliveinyourhearttoeternity,silencelove,calmnessjoy.英母：oh。Thatwasyou.comein.sitdownplease!马：uncle,herearemypresents，50bottlesofmaotai,threeBenzandabighouseIntheseasideandsoon.Ihopeyouwilllikethem!Ifyoupromisethewedding,Iwillfeelbeyondhappy.母：thereisnodoubtthatyingtaimustbeyour,youissohandsome.打断父：大怒指着马）NOway!马：that’swhy?英父：sinceyouaskedsincerely,letmetellyougennerously.Doyouknowwhois张国荣,whois张曼玉,马：Idon’tknow.英父：doyouknowwhoiscristianoronaldo,whoisyaoMing,whoisTomcruise,马：Idon’tknow.英父：doyoustillknowwhoIamandwhoyouarenow.马：Idon’tknow.英父：Doyouseeyourself?youlooklikeapigwhoknownothing?（转向英母）YouaskmetoTakeyingtaitomarryhimhowIcantrust?英母：Ihavenowords.马：butaunthaveacceptedmy3milliondollarandpresents.父：money？Youthinkmoneycanbuyeverything?Trueloveispriceless！Only3milliondollar….only3milliondollar….only3milliondollar….（逐渐反应过味来）OKOKYougiveme3milliondollarandyingtaibelongtoyou掏出钢笔来准备签字旁：aweeklaterzhuyingtaicallliangshanbofromAmerican一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。梁:Oh,honey,YintaiImissyousomuch,missyoueveryminuteeverysecond.Ohmydear.Areyoulisteningtome?祝:Listen,LiangShanbo.I’mcallingtotellyouthatIlovedyou.ButIthinkyou’dbetterfindabettergirl.梁:What?Pardon?祝:BecauseI’llgetmarried.MyparentshadtakenmetomarryMaWencaiHeissohandsome.Sorich,evenricherthanYuMinhong.Andheisgoodat葵花宝典。IlovehismoneyandIlovehisbody.梁:Whatareyoutalkingabout?Youwaitandsee.I’llgiveyousomecolortoseesee.祝：shanbo,Iflifedeceivesyou,don'tbesad,donotimpatient!believeme.Everythingisrapidly,everythingwillpass,Butthepastof,willbecomeakindofmemory.梁：FUCKyou。I’llkillyou!IwillkillyouinAmerica!祝:America?YoucancometoAmerica?HahahahayourEnglishissoterrible旁：liangshanbocan’tfacetherealitywhatzhuyingtaigiveuphim,andinordertokillzhuyingtai,hedecidedtoimprovetheirEnlishandwenttoAmerican.everydayhealwaysremindheselfthathehehaveadream.。梁：today,myfriends,eventhoughwefacethedifficult...