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四人英语话剧剧本《新梁祝外传》(搞笑版)VIP免费

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《新梁祝外传》L:梁山伯Z:祝英台M:马文才旁:英母英父(1)《takemetoyourheart》旁白:atairportzhuyingtaiisgoingtostudyEnglishinAmerican,liangshanboseeheroff.(机场送别)梁:Yingtai,IloveyousomuchandI’llmissyousomuch.!Z祝:Iloveyou,too!Don’tworry.ShanboIonlyloveyouinthiswildworld.I’llmarryyouassoonasI’mback.Waitformejustfortwoyears.梁:I’llkissyouacrossthePacificOcean.祝:I’llkissyoufromtheotherside.Waitforme.BoBo抱走,走出几步回头再抱祝:thistimeIreallyshouldbegoing.依依不舍旁:whenzhuyingtaistudyinAmerican,theirparentsareplaningtotakehertomarriageMawencaiButnowliangshanbodon'tknowanything……..英母:darlingdarling。。。。(拉住英父)英父:怒气转身NomatteryouSaywhatisuseless.Thechild'sweddingcouldnotbesohasty.英母:butdearling,MrsMawassocoolandwasbornnoblefamily,Thereisnodoubtthatthisismatchedformarriage.And……..被B打断英父:Itoldyoumanytimes,Nowisaneweraofreformandopening-up.wecouldnotdecidetheyingtai”swedding.英母:darling….TheFurthestDistanceinTheWorldIsnotbetweenlifeanddeath.ButwhenIstandinfrontofyou,Yetyoudonotknownthatheissohandsome.ThefurthestdistanceintheworldIsnotwhenIstandinfrontofyou,Yetyoucannotseehislovetoyingtai.马文才上,拿折扇,音乐《非》起马:Iloveyingtaisomuch.It'sdoesn'tmatterifyouseemeornot,I'mstandingrighttherewithnoemotion.It'sdoesn'tmatterifyoulovemeornot,loveisrightthereanditisnotgoingtochange.Letmeembraceyouorletmeliveinyourhearttoeternity,silencelove,calmnessjoy.英母:oh。Thatwasyou.comein.sitdownplease!马:uncle,herearemypresents,50bottlesofmaotai,threeBenzandabighouseIntheseasideandsoon.Ihopeyouwilllikethem!Ifyoupromisethewedding,Iwillfeelbeyondhappy.母:thereisnodoubtthatyingtaimustbeyour,youissohandsome.打断父:大怒指着马)NOway!马:that’swhy?英父:sinceyouaskedsincerely,letmetellyougennerously.Doyouknowwhois张国荣,whois张曼玉,马:Idon’tknow.英父:doyouknowwhoiscristianoronaldo,whoisyaoMing,whoisTomcruise,马:Idon’tknow.英父:doyoustillknowwhoIamandwhoyouarenow.马:Idon’tknow.英父:Doyouseeyourself?youlooklikeapigwhoknownothing?(转向英母)YouaskmetoTakeyingtaitomarryhimhowIcantrust?英母:Ihavenowords.马:butaunthaveacceptedmy3milliondollarandpresents.父:money?Youthinkmoneycanbuyeverything?Trueloveispriceless!Only3milliondollar….only3milliondollar….only3milliondollar….(逐渐反应过味来)OKOKYougiveme3milliondollarandyingtaibelongtoyou掏出钢笔来准备签字旁:aweeklaterzhuyingtaicallliangshanbofromAmerican一周以后,祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。梁:Oh,honey,YintaiImissyousomuch,missyoueveryminuteeverysecond.Ohmydear.Areyoulisteningtome?祝:Listen,LiangShanbo.I’mcallingtotellyouthatIlovedyou.ButIthinkyou’dbetterfindabettergirl.梁:What?Pardon?祝:BecauseI’llgetmarried.MyparentshadtakenmetomarryMaWencaiHeissohandsome.Sorich,evenricherthanYuMinhong.Andheisgoodat葵花宝典。IlovehismoneyandIlovehisbody.梁:Whatareyoutalkingabout?Youwaitandsee.I’llgiveyousomecolortoseesee.祝:shanbo,Iflifedeceivesyou,don'tbesad,donotimpatient!believeme.Everythingisrapidly,everythingwillpass,Butthepastof,willbecomeakindofmemory.梁:FUCKyou。I’llkillyou!IwillkillyouinAmerica!祝:America?YoucancometoAmerica?HahahahayourEnglishissoterrible旁:liangshanbocan’tfacetherealitywhatzhuyingtaigiveuphim,andinordertokillzhuyingtai,hedecidedtoimprovetheirEnlishandwenttoAmerican.everydayhealwaysremindheselfthathehehaveadream.。梁:today,myfriends,eventhoughwefacethedifficult...

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