第一季 5集：The Hamburger Postulate -Sheldon: All right! I’m moving my infantry division. 好吧,我要调动我的步兵师。 -Sheldon: Augmented by battalion of orcs from land of the rings. 从指环王里的兽人营加过来的。 -Sheldon: We flank the Tennessee volunteers. 我们从侧翼包围了田纳西的志愿兵。 -Sheldon: And the north, once again, wins the Battle of Gettysburg. 而在北方，我们又一次赢得了葛底斯堡战役。 -Howard: Not so fast! 没那么快! -Howard: Remember, the south still has two infantry divisions. 别忘了,南方还有两个步兵师。 -Howard: Plus superman and Godzilla. 再加上超人和哥斯拉。 -Leonard: No, orcs are magic. Superman is vulnerable to magic. 不,兽人会魔法,超人对魔法无能为力。 -Leonard: Not to mention you already lost Godzilla to the Illinois Cavalry and Hulk. 更别提哥斯拉早已被伊利诺伊骑兵和绿巨人消灭。 -Rajesh: Why don't you just have Robert E. Lee charge the line with Shiva and Ganesh 为什么不让罗伯特·李将军还有湿婆和格涅沙来统领这一战线 -Penny: You guys ready to order 可以点餐了吗 -Howard: Hang on, honey. 稍等，宝贝。 -Howard: Shiva and Ganesh 湿婆和格涅沙 -Howard: The Hindu gods, against the entire Union army 印度教之神 对抗整个北部联军 -Leonard: And orcs. 还有半兽人。 -Penny: I'll be back. 我稍候再来。 -Rajesh: Excuse me. 不好意思。 -Rajesh: Ganesh is the remover of obstacles and Shiva is the destroyer. Ganesh擅长清除障碍,湿婆是毁灭之神。 -Rajesh: When the smoke clears, Abraham Lincoln will be speaking Hindi and drinking mint juleps. 当硝烟散尽,林肯将会说印第语,喝南方的薄荷饮料。 -Penny: All right, my boss says you have to either order or leave and never come back. 我老板说你们要么点餐，要么永远给他滚蛋。 -Howard: What do you recommend for someone who worked up a man-sized appetite from a morning of weight training and cardio funk 对于做了一早上的举重...
