搞笑5人英语剧本

搞笑5 人英语剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 演员表： 西门吹雪 叶孤城 花满楼 king 旁白 道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。 第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠 旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow . Birds are dancing in the cold . A man is walking along the street ,step by step . Wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches . Y 与X 相遇． X：oH ,I am sorry to knock you ! Y: Ha ha, Never mind bay bay. X: Excuse me， who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name? Y: ha ha ,I won’t change my name! no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------Ye Gucheng. Who are you? X:I am ximen chuixue. Y 惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue? X:Yes,what is wrong? Y:I heard that you are the best ing Martia lArts? X:Great, you know me ! Y 抱腿：Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me you go! X:No, I must kill you ! Y:Idon''''''''''''''''t want to be killed. There are aeighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me! X:Noway! Because we are fighting now!you know? Y 突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''t force me! X:Pardon! (Y 拿出一袋牛奶) X 抢过牛奶:milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that? Y:please drink it! X 喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha, ha Y:Do you still want to kill me? X:Sure, must! Milk is milk. Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good! Very good! I hope you will not forget what you said!? X:I’m sure Iwon’t! Y:I must give youa lesson !If Idon''''''''''''''''t beat your this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1-0! X 捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach ! Y 大笑：Ha Ha…… X 可怜状: help! help! Where is the washroom? Y:What ? X:Toliet? Y:What ? X:The “WC”? Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a corssing road! X:Thanks, byebye. Y 掏出纸屑吹:This is genui...