▽美式幽默 Hello，youve reached Jim and Sara. We cant pick upthe phone right now， because were doing something we really enjoy. Sara likes doing it up and down， and I like doing it left to right. So leave a message， and when were done brushing our teeth， well get back to you. 因为我们正在干一件我们非常喜爱干的事情。 Sara 喜爱一上一下地干，而我却喜爱一左一右地干。 ▽英式幽默 Two men are chatting. One said, Have you read in the local newspaper about these two thieves caught yesterday One stole some batteries, and one stole some fire-crackers. - No. What happened afterwards - One was charged, and one let off. 两个男人在聊天。 一个说：你在当地报纸上读过吗 关于昨天抓到的这两个小偷 一个偷了一些电池， 还有一个偷了一些爆竹。 -不，后来发生了什么事 一个被指控，一个被释放。
