高中英语 Unit1 Laughter is good for you文化背景 牛津译林版选修6-牛津版高二选修6英语素材

Some jokes 1. An Absent-minded ProfessorWhen they pulled the absent-minded professor, half drowned, from the lake, he sputtere d, “How absent-minded I am! I have just remembered that I can swim.”健忘的教授 当人们把健忘的、淹得半死的教授从湖里拉上来时，他气急败坏地说道：“我真健忘，我刚刚才想起我会游泳！”2. Father's MottoTeacher: My Children, remember this motto. “Giv e others more and leave for yourself less.”Jack: It' just my father's motto!Teacher: How noble your father's quality is! What's his occupation?Jack: He is a boxer.父亲的格言老师：孩子们，记住这句格言：“多给予，少接受。”杰克：那正是我父亲的格言！老师：你父亲真是个品质高尚的人啊！他是干什么工作的？杰克：它是个拳击手。3. He Was Caught“Polorius was kicked out of school for cheating.”“How comes?”“He was caught, counting his ribs in a hygiene exam.” 他被抓住了“波罗涅斯由于作弊被开除了”“什么原因啊”“在生理卫生考试中,他数自己的肋骨,结果被发现了。”