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四年级英语笑话超简单的篇一：超简短的5个英文笑话超简短的5个英文笑话1.Teacher:whoeveranswersmynextquestion,cangohome.老师：谁能回到我下一个征询题，谁就能够回家了。Oneboythrowshisbagoutthewindow.一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。Teacher:whojustthrewthat?!老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?Boy:Me!I’mgoinghomenow.男孩：我!我如今要回家了。2.Whatdogcanjumphigherthanabuilding?什么狗比大楼跳的还高?Anydog,buildingscantjump!任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。3.Whathasahead,atail,andnobody?什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体?Acoin!硬币。4.Whathasoneeyebutcannotsee?什么有一只眼睛，却看不见?Aneedle.针。5.Wife:Howwouldyoudescribeme?妻子：你会如何描绘我呢?Husband:ABCDEFGHIJK.丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.Wife:Whatdoesthatmean?妻子：那是什么意思?Husband:Adorable,beautiful,cute,delightful,elegant,fashionable,gorgeous,andhot.丈夫：诱人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、美丽的和火辣的。Wife:Aw,thankyou,butwhataboutIJK?妻子：哇，感谢，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?Husband:Imjustkidding!丈夫：开个玩笑!篇二：小学四年级英语笑话11.wetwowhoandwho？咱俩谁跟谁阿2．howareyou?howoldareyou?如何是你，如何老是你？3．youdontbirdme,Idontbirdyou你不鸟我，我也不鸟你4．youhaveseedIwillgiveyousomecolortoseesee,brothers！togetherup！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！5．helloeverybody!ifyouhavesomethingtosay,thensay!ifyouhavenothingtosay,gohome!!有事起奏，无事退朝6．youmeyoume彼此彼此7．YouGiveMeStop!!你给我站住！8．knowisknownoknowisnoknow知之为知之，不知为不知...9．WATCHSISTER表妹10．dragonborndragon,chickenbornchicken,mousesoncanmakehole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！11．AmericanChinesenotenough美中缺乏12．onecarcomeonecargo,twocarpengpeng,peopledie车祸现场描绘13．heartflowerangryopen心花怒放14．gopastnomistakepast走过路过，不要错过15.小明：Iamsorry!老外：Iamsorrytoo!小明：Iamsorrythree!老外：Whatareyousorryfor?小明：Iamsorryfive!16．Ifyouwantmoney,Ihaveno;ifyouwantlife,Ihaveone!要钱没有，要命一条17．IcallLioldbig.toyear。我叫李老大，今年25。18．youhavetwodownson。你有两下子GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents.WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?Igaveittoapooroldwoman,heanswered.Youreagoodboy,saidthemotherproudly.Herearetwocentsmore.Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy.好小孩小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”“我给了一个悲伤的老太婆，”他答复说。“你真是个好小孩，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”“她是个卖糖果的。”Teacher:Herearetwobirds,oneisaswallow,theotherissparrow.Nowwhocantelluswhichiswhich?Student:IcannotpointoutbutIknowtheanswer.Teacher:Pleasetellus.Student:Theswallowisbesidethesparrowandthesparrowisbesidetheswallow.两只鸟老师：这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？学生：我指不出，但我明白答案。老师：请说说看。学生：燕子旁边确实实是麻雀，麻雀旁边确实实是燕子。答复者：893053124|一级|2009-2-811:48Afarmerhasfivesons.TheyareTed,Bob,Tom,JohnandBill.Johnhasnoelderbrother.Hewasfouryearsolderwhenhisfirstyoungerbrotherwasborn.ThenumberofTomselderbrothersisequaltohisyoungerbrothers.Billwillbetwenty-oneyearsoldnextyear,andheisfiveyearsolderthanBob.BobistwoyearsyoungerthanTom.Tedwassadbecausehehasnoyoungerbrother.TherearetwelveyearsbetweenhimandJohn.一个农民有5个儿子。他们是Ted,Bob,Tom,John和Bill。John没有比他大的哥哥，他比第一个出生的比他小的那个弟弟大4岁，Tom哥哥的数量和他的弟弟的数量是一样的（确实是他是老三）B...