BarMannersinBritainAmazinglyfortheBritish,wholovequeues,thereisnoformalline-upinbars—thebarstaffsareskilledatknowingwhoseturnitis.Youarepermittedtotrytoattractattention,buttherearerulesabouthowtodothis.Donotcallout,tapcoinsonthecounter,snapyourfingersorwavelikeadrowningswimmer.Donotscowlorsighorrollyoureyes.Andwhateveryoudo,donotringthebellhangingbehindthecounter—thisisusedbythelandlordtosignalclosingtime.Thekeythingistocatchthebarworker’seyes.Youcouldalsoholdanemptyglassorsomemoney,butdonotwavethemabout.Doadoptanexpectant,hopeful,evenslightlyanxiousfacialexpression.Ifyoulooktoocontentedandcomplacent,thebarstaffsmayassumeyouarealreadybeingserved.Alwayssay“please”andtrytoremembersomeoftheBritishbarstaffs’pethates.Theydonotlikepeopletokeepotherswaitingwhiletheymakeuptheirminds.Theydon’tlikepeoplestandingidlyagainstthebarwhentherearealotofcustomerswantingforservice.AndtheydonotlikepeoplewhowaituntiltheendoftheorderbeforeaskingforsuchdrinksasGuinnessstoutwhichtakeconsiderablylongertopourthanotherdrinks.OneDutchtouristwhospentsixmonthsvisiting800ofBritain’s61000pubsandinterviewing50publicansandbarworkersandmorethan1000customerssaid,“IcannotunderstandhowtheBritishevermanagetobuythemselvesadrink.”Buttheydo,andifyoufollowthesetips,youshouldbeabletodoso,too.Speakingoftips,youshouldneverofferthebarstaffsacashgratuity.Thecorrectbehavioristoofferthemadrink.Pubspridethemselvesontheiregalitarianatmosphere.Atipincashwouldbeareminderoftheirservicerole,whereastheofferofadrinkisafriendlygesture.