第1页共12页编号:时间:2021年x月x日书山有路勤为径,学海无涯苦作舟页码:第1页共12页JokeAWomaninthebarAwomaninthebarwantstodotheplasticsurgerytoenlargeherbreasts.Herhusbandtellsher,“Hey,youdon’tneedsurgerytodothat.Iknowhowtodoitwithoutsurgery.”Theladyasks,“HowdoIdoitwithoutsurgery?”“Justrubtoiletpaperbetweenthem.”“Howdosethatmakethembigger?”“Idon’tknow,butitworkedforyourass!”————新概念英语二册barHairdresserHairdresser:“Didyouhaveketchupwithyourlunch,sir?”Custom:“NoIdidn’t.”Hairdresser:“Inthatcase(既然如此),Ihaveslippedwiththerazor.”___________新概念三册case.A:LendmefiftyB:IhaveonlyfortyA:Well,thenletmehavethefortyandyoucanowemetheten._____新概念二册L3ExaminingtheXray,thedoctorsaid,“Notathingtoworryabout.Youshouldlivedtobeninety.”“ButDoctor,”thepatientsaid,“Iamninety.”“See?Iwasright!”thedoctorsaid._______新概念一册L103exam或者是L63看病YoungWoman:Look!Hereisamagazinethattellshowtotakefiveyearsoffyourface.OldWoman:Good!I’lltaketwoofthem._______新概念一册L127讨论年龄问题作为背景笑话RequestAmurderer,sittingintheelectricchair,wouldbekilled.“Haveyouanylastrequests?”askedthepoliceman.“Yes,”repliedthemurderer.“Willyouholdmyhand?”_______新概念二册Lesson5request第2页共12页第1页共12页编号:时间:2021年x月x日书山有路勤为径,学海无涯苦作舟页码:第2页共12页Onebusinessmanaskedanother,“Isyouradvertisinggettingresults?”“Itsureis,”repliedhisfriend.“Lastweekweadvertisedforanightguard.Thenextnightwewererobbed.”________Lesson7guardandrobBoxerDuringthefight,theboxerswipedtheairfuriously,butcouldn’thithisopponent.“HowamIdoing?”heaskedhiscoachattheendoftheround.“Well,ifyoukeepthisup,”repliedthecoach,“hemightfeethewindandcatchacold.”_______新概念三册Johnaskedhismotherforonedollar.“Whatareyougoingtodothemoney?”“Iamgoingtogiveittoapoorman,”heanswered.“Youareagoodboy,”saidthemotherproudly.“Hereyouare,butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldman?”“Heisthemanwhosellsicecream.”________Lesson121定语从句Publicschool在英国和美国是不一样的,在美国,人们把publicschool认为是公立中学,privateschool是私立中学。而英国人却认为public是大众的意思,publicschool是老百姓自己创立的学校,是私立中学。__________新概念第二册Lesson1privatepublicA:Ifoundaprettygirl.B:Youaretellingme你早就告诉我了________新概念第二册第二课现在进行时A:Howisthegirl?B:Idon’tthinkmuchofit我对他印象不太好________新概念一册thinkItwillbeallrightonthenight祝你一切顺利为什么是在晚上呢?是allrightonthenight是以前演出时导演、和演员之间常说的一句安慰的话,因为旧时的戏剧表演通常是在晚上举行,于是就有了onthenight的说话。后来,该语被引申为中宽泛的勉励,表示“一切都会好起来”。________新概念二册Lesson17Showsbtothedoor.将某人赶出去________新概念一册海关passport第3页共12页第2页共12页编号:时间:2021年x月x日书山有路勤为径,学海无涯苦作舟页码:第3页共12页Abirdinthehandisworthtwointhebush一鸟在手,胜过两鸟在林________新概念一册itiswortheverypennyAGOODCATDESERVESAGOODRAT好猫该得好老鼠________新概念二册Lesson11Alazysheepthinkhiswoolheavy.懒羊嫌毛重_________新概念一册woolAthiefknowsathief,asawolfknowsawolf.贼了解贼,正如狼了解狼。_________新概念二册Lesson7Aswellbehangedforasheepasalamb偷大羊和偷小羊同样被处死。(一不做二不休)Giveadogabadnameandhanghim.欲加之罪,何患无词________新概念二册Lesson26hang)Fathenslayfeweggs.肥鸡不下蛋_________新概念二册L49lieStupidBirdsWhydobirdsflysouthforthewinter?theansweris:Becaus...