下载后可任意编辑初中幽默英语演讲稿初中幽默英语演讲稿篇1Mattandhiswifelivedinthecountry
Mattwasverystingyandhatedspendingmoney
Onedayafaircametothenearbytown
Letsgotothefair,Matt,hiswifesaid
Wehaventbeenanywhereforalongtime
Mattthoughtaboutthisforawhile
Heknewhewouldhavetospendmoneyatthefair
Atlasthesaid,Allright,butImnotgoingtospendmuchmoney
Welllookatthings,butwewontbuyanything
Theywenttothefairandlookedatallthethingstobuy
ThereweremanythingsMattswifewantedtobuy,buthewouldnotletherspendanymoney
Then,inanearbyfield,theysawasmallairplane
Funflights
thenoticesaid,$$10for10minutes
Matthadneverbeeninanairplaneandhe下载后可任意编辑wantedtogoonafunflight
However,hedidntwanttohavetopayforhiswife,aswell
Iveonlygot$$10,hetoldthepilot
Canmywifecomewithmeforfree
Thepilotwasntsellingmanytickets,sohesaid,Illmakeabargainwithyou
Ifyourwif