成才之路·英语路漫漫其修远兮吾将上下而求索外研版·选修8WhichEnglish
Module4背景e站链接英语很疯狂,里面有许多自相矛盾的表达,不过这也充分说明了英语是人造的,不是吗
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Thereisnoegginaneggplant,neitherpinenorappleinapineappleandnohaminahamburger
WetakeEnglishforgranted
Butwhenweexploreitsparadoxes1,wefindthathotdogscanbecold;darkroomscanbelit;homeworkcanbedoneinschool;nightmarescantakeplaceinbroaddaylightwhilemorningsicknessanddaydreamingcantakeplaceatnight
Andwhyisitthatawriterwrites,butfingersdon'tfing,andhammers2don'tham
Iftheplural3oftoothisteeth,shouldn'tthepluralofboothbebeeth
Onegoose,twogeese—soonemoose,twomeese
Howcanaslimchanceandafatchancebethesame,whileawisemanandawiseguyareopposites
Howcanoverlookandoversee4beopposites,whilequitealotandquiteafewarealike
Howcantheweatherbehotashellonedayandcoldashellthenex