UnitUnit2020Warmingup&ListeningWarmingup&ListeningHumourHumourPre-listeningWhocanmarrymanywivesbutcanstaysingleallofthelife?aministerTheministermarriedtheyoungmanandtheyoungwoman.Willyoumarryme????Whatdoesshemean?Listenandnumberthepictures654312ListeningTrueorfalsestatementsListentothetapeanddecideiftheyaretrueorfalse.1.Thisisadialoguebetweenthegrandmotherandthegranddaughter.2.Theyonlylivedaboutfivekmfromeachother.3.Theyhaddinnerathomeoneevening.4.Theyhadaveryenjoyableconversationandlaughedalot.5.Whenthewomanaskedtheministerifhewouldmarryher,heknewwhatshemeant.TTFFF1.Whatwastheman’sjob?2.InEngland,whocanmarrycouplesinchurch?3.Howclosetoeachotherdidthemanandthewomanlive?4.Wheredidthewomanasktheministertomarryher?5.Whendidheaskhertomarryhim?Aminister.Abouteightkilometersfromeachother.Inarestaurant.Listenandanswerthefollowingquestions.ListeningHewasaministerinthechurch.Afewdayslater.Howdoyouunderstandthesentence“Willyoumarryme”?WillyoubetheministerwhomarriesmeandmyhusbandwhenIgetmarriedinchurch?Willyoubemywife?Whatishumour?Humourisawordmeansmakingotherslaugh.Theemotionshowsonpeople’sfacemeanstheyarehappy.Sowecansayitishumour.Itsadjectiveishumourous.Itisawordoftenbeusedtodescribepeopleiftheyoftenmakeotherslaugh.Weoftencallthemhumourists(幽默大师).Doyouknowwhoishe?CharlieChaplinHeisoneofthemostfamoushumouristshumouriststhatcanmakeotherslaughallthetime.LaughingPartyLaughingPartyComeon!四是四，四是四，十是十，十是十，十四是十四，十四是十四，四十是四十四十是四十，，十四不是四十，十四不是四十，四十不是十四。四十不是十四。Canyousaytonguetwisterfluently?Canyou?Tonguetwister绕口令tonguetwisters打南边来了个喇嘛，手里提拉着五斤鳎(tǎ)目。打北边来了个哑巴，腰里别着个喇叭。提鳎目的喇嘛想要拿鳎目去换别喇叭哑巴的喇叭。别喇叭的哑巴不要拿喇叭去换堤了鳎目喇嘛的鳎目，提了鳎目的喇嘛急了拿起了鳎目去打别了喇叭的哑巴一鳎目。别喇叭的哑巴也急了抄起了喇叭打了拿鳎目的哑巴一喇叭.也不知是提拉着鳎目的喇嘛打了别喇叭哑巴一鳎目，还是别喇叭的哑巴打了提鳎目的喇嘛一喇叭。喇嘛回家炖鳎目，哑巴回家嘀嘀哒哒吹喇叭。Practisesayingthefollowingtonguetwisters.Bettyboughtsomebutter,butthebutterwasbitter,sosheboughtsomebetterbuttertomakethebitterbutterbetter.Iwishtowishthewishyouwishtowish,butifyouwishthewishthewitchwishes,Iwon’twishthewishyouwishtowish.Ifwhitechalkchalkswhiteonablackblackboard,willblackchalkchalksblackonawhitewhiteboardthen?Warmingup“特困生”humorouspictures至尊宝：“曾经有一分真诚的爱情放在我面前，我没有珍惜，等我失去的时候才后悔莫及，人世间最痛苦的事莫过于此。你的剑在我的咽喉上割下去吧！不用再犹豫了！如果上天能够给我一个再来一次的机会，我会对那个女孩子说三个字：我爱你。如果非要在这份爱上加上一个期限，我希望是——一万年！”KissIftheU.S.wasdefeated…SheisgoodatChineseKongfuWhenthereisonlyonemanintheworld.Youdoknowmylove.IftheWorldTradeBuildingshadbeenbuiltlikethis,Latenwouldhavebeendisappointedtodeath.Funnyflashes•Customer:Waiter.Willthepancakesbe•long?•Waiter:No,sir.Round.•Girl:Ifwemarry,willyougivemearing?Boy:Ofcourse,What’syourtelephone•number?JokesJokes•A:Whatisthesmallestroomintheworld?•B:Amushroom.•A:Whatpartofaclockisalwaysold?•B.Thesecondhand.JokesJokesFunnyriddlesIworkonlywhenI’mfired.WhatamI?ArocketFunnyriddlesIhaveamouth,butnoteeth,whatamI?AriverFunnyriddlesWhydoesariverhavealotofmoney?Becauseithastwobanks.FunnyriddlesIhavecitiesbutnohouses;forestsbutnotrees;riverswithoutwater.WhatamI?AmapFunnyriddlesWhichrunsfaster,heatorcold?Why?Heat.Becauseyoucancatchcold.
