简单幽默英语小故事及翻译VIP免费

1 I Don’t Like Her Bob goes to a new school. One day he comes back, “Bob, do you like your new teacher?” his mother asks. “I don’t like her, Mother. Because first she says that three and three is six, and then she says that two and four is six, too.” 我不喜欢她 鲍勃的去了所新学校。 一天，他回到家，他妈妈问他：“你喜欢你的新老师吗？” “不，我不喜欢她，妈妈。因为她先说 3 加 3 等于 6，然后她又说 2 加 4 等于 6.” 2 Ten Candies Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?” “Ten.” Jim says. “Ten？” Mother asks. Yes, Mum. Four candies are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn’t it right?” 十块糖 妈妈问儿子：“吉姆， 如果你有 10 块糖，吃了4 块，那你还有几块糖？” “10 块。”吉姆说。 “10 块？” 妈妈问。 “是的，妈妈。因为 4 块在我的肚子里面，6 块在肚子外面，4 加 6 等于 10，不对吗？” 3 Where is the egg? Teacher: Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"? Student: Yes. I ate a piece of cake yesterday. Teacher: Then where is the “egg"? Student: In the cake, sir. 鸡蛋在哪里？ 老师：你能用“鸡蛋” 一词造句吗？ 学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。 老师：“鸡蛋” 在哪？ 学生：在蛋糕里，先生 4 Count Tomorrow Morning It’s a night. John is looking at the sky. Tom is John’s younger brother. He asks John “What are you doing?” John says, “I’m counting stars.” Tom laughs and says, “It’s really dark now. Why not count them tomorrow morning?” 明天早上数 一个晚上, 约翰抬头看着天空。 汤姆是约翰的弟弟。他问约翰：“你在干什么？” 约翰说：“我在数星星。” 汤姆笑着说：“现在天空太黑了。你为什么不等到明天早上再数呢？” 5 It Must Be Crowded A teacher is telling his students, “The moon is very large. Several millions of people...