甲:Hello,everyone,haveyoueverseenthemovie
?Yeah,youareright,I'mthedirector--CameronDiaz,applaud,thankyou....Recently,Iwilldirectanewmoviecalled,today,therewillbeaauditionandIwillselectthreeactresseswhocangetthechancetoperforminthisfilmwithfamousactress---AnneHathaway,OK,let'sbegin.Atfirst,talentshow,numberone,let'swelcome.乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darlingdirector,themostbeautifulcharming,sexygirliscoming,everybodyknowsme,right?Yeah,I'mNicoleKidman,openyoureyesasbigasyoucanandholdyourbreath,therewillbeaunique,fantasticdanceshowforyou,Ibelievethatallofyouwillbecrazyaboutit,(打个响指)comesomemusic.(搞笑舞,自由发挥).(跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕),thankyou,(面向导演),honey,isitawonderfulperformance?甲:(作目瞪口呆状),乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh,darling,areyouOk?甲:eh...mygod,haveyouusesomestimulantdrugsthismorning,youmakemynervesnervous.Getout,nextone.乙:ohno...sweet,youbreakmyheart...(掩面离去)丙:ohitseemstobeserious.Godblessme(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手),nicetomeetyou,director.甲:(与之握手),nicetomeetyoutoo,so.introduceyourselfplease.丙:I'mCelineDion,youknow,Idon'thavetoomanyachievements,IjustwonfiveGrammyawards,12WorldMusicAwards,7AmericanMusicAwards,21JunoAwardsand(做沉思状)oh,Iforgetit,aOscarAward,(同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh,calmdown,calmdown,it'sjustapieceofcakeforme,youknow,I....甲:ok,stop,timeislimited,justbegin丙:OK!!!I'llusemyfirstsignaturesongtoconqueryou--myheartwillgoon,justenjoyit.near,far,whereveryouareibelievethattheheartdoesgoononcemore,youopenedthedoor(甲stopstop,丙不理,继续作深情状)andyou'rehereinmyheart,andmyheartwillgoonandon.甲:guard,guard,help,dragthismadwomanout.Oh,I'mdyinghopethenextonewillgivemeasurprise丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)tobe,ornottobe,it'saquestion!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'mgladtoseeyou,mydearprincess.甲(做娇羞状):oh,it'sreallyabigsurprise,sowhat'syourname?丁:Myname?Oh,waitaminute.DoyouknowTrishRegan?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it'sok,thenhowaboutRobinMeade?(摇头),andMelissaTheuriau?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),youknownothing,howcanyousitinhere.甲(指门,气愤状),youyouyou.....丁:ok,ok,itdoesn'tmatter,youneedn'tlearnaboutthem,butyoumustknowme,themostfamoushostesswhowillcatchupwiththosepersonandbecomethegreatestpoet---oprah!甲:Idon'tcarewhoyouare,justshowmeyourtalent.丁:ok,listen,onepoem,Ihavehadfoundmybestlove,butIdidn’ttreasureher.WhenIlosther,Iregret.It’sthemostpainintheworld.IfGodcangivemeanotherchance,Iwillsaytherewordstoher“Iloveyou”!甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh,Ican'tstand,showyouthedoor,丁(转身离开,继续台词):Ifthereisatimelimit,Ihope,itis(回头,对甲)10thousandyears.甲:oh,it'sreallyaterrible,awful,horribleday,whyitissuchdifficulttofindanexcellentactress.Oh,I'mdying,youthree,comehere,三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey,youlikemydance,right?丙镇静状:director,youlikemysinging,right?丁深情状:princess,youlikemypoet,right?三人同声:wearepast,right?甲:eh..Thankyouforyoureh..Wonderfulperformance,but,I'msorrytotellyou....(接电话)What?Nobodycomeshereexcepttheythree,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),youthree,(抬头),pass!三人欢呼,说:wemakeit,wearesuperstar!乙(甜蜜状):that'sverysweetofyou,weloveyousomuch(飞个吻)甲:youknow,youarenotgoodenoughnow,butI'mlookforwardtoyourprogress.Doyouhaveconfidence?三人齐答:yes,wedo!甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!
