王迈迈幽默四级词汇帮你记忆单词

- 1 - 王迈迈幽默四级词汇帮你记忆单词 （1） 很多的同学都反映考试的时候单词量不够,但背的时候又枯燥而且容易忘记.那么如何才能使背单词成为趣事,又能通过考试呢?今天我们就来用幽默法来记忆四级词汇,下面我们就来看看下面这一篇--- 1. A Bad Day 倒霉的一天.看谁最倒霉. There was a guy in a bar, just looking at his drink. He stayed like that for half an hour. Then, this big trouble-making vehicle mechanic stepped up to him, gripped his collar, took the mug from him, and drank it all down. The poor man started weeping. The mechanic said, “Come on ,man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t see a man crying. ”“No, it’s not that. I’m distressed. This day is the worst of my life. My burden is so heavy. First, I was late getting to my office. My boss had a hostile temper, and fired me. When I left the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said they could do nothing and ditched my case. I got a cab to return home, and when I left it, I remembered I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drove away. When I got home, I found my beloved wife died of her heart attack, coiled beneath her blanket. I left home and came to this bar. And just when I was thinking about committing suicide, you emerged and drank my dose of poison.” 译文 有个家伙坐在酒吧里，盯着自己的酒，像这样呆了半小时。这时，倒霉的车辆修理工走到他跟前，抓住他的领口，拿过这个人的那一大杯酒，一口喝了个精光。这个可怜的家伙不禁哭了起来。机修工说，“喂，伙计，我只是开个玩笑，我会给你再买一杯的，我最看不得男人哭了。”“不，我一点都不在乎你喝了我的酒，我只是太难过了。今天是我生命里最倒霉的一天，我不堪重负了。先是我上班迟到了，老板脾气暴躁，把我给开除了。当我离开办公楼去开车，发现车被偷了，辖区警察说他们无能为力就不再管我。我打了个车回家，...