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Beatit!人物：T:唐僧M:孙悟空P:猪八戒S:沙僧X:白骨精原型B1:白骨精变成的村姑B2:白骨精变成的漂亮的女人B3:白骨精变成男人T:Emitofo,Wow…,boys,thisplacelooksbeautiful.wherewearenow?......Doesanyoneofyouknowwhatthisplaceis?众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。T:bajie,givemethemap(不回头，懒洋洋的问)T:bajie?Givethemaptome!（严肃的问）八戒依旧看书，不理睬。M:Idiot,Whatareyoulookingat?孙悟空用棍子打了一下八戒，八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。但为时已晚，M一把抢过。M:Look，monster…..(把书抢走交给师傅)T:(很吃惊)（转身训斥八戒）Bajie!HowManytimesIhavetoldyou,don’tbringthesepicturesofbeautifulgirls!P:Oh,master!Forgiveme。Iwillneverdothisagain(伸手拿回)T:(缩手)I’llkeepitforyouuntilwereachthewest.P:Master,wehavearrivedinWhiteTigerMountain!AhIcan’twalkonanymore!(坐)Mystomachdoesn’tallowso.我这肚子饿了。M:FatPig!P:Monkey,ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagain,Iwill,Iwill……….M:Youwillwhat(凶相)?P:Iwillhelpyoucatchfleas跳蚤。M:Hm！T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,Iamabithungry.Couldyougotogetsomefoodforme?P:Yousee,masterishungry,too!T:Baijie!Don’tforgetwhoatemylastmeal!S:Butmaster,ifamonstercomeswhilebrothermonkeyisaway….T:Em…Itisaproblem.Wukong,doyouhaveanyidea?M:Noproblem!(画圈)S:Thisis…..?M:Electricnet伏魔圈!Imadethis.Nomonstercanapproachyouifyoustayinit.T:Em……ok，that’sgood，wewillstayinit!Monkey,Youfindthefoodasquicklyaspossible.Iamsohungry.S:Ok,master.Bye!(飞走)T:It’ssoboring,Let’splaycards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》白骨精上场X;Hahahaaa…Iheardthatanymonstereatingmastertangwillgetainfinitelife.howluckyamI,theyareinmyarea.Wow,Ishouldcomeupwithaplan.Ehn…..getit!icanpretendtobeapoorwoman,sotheywilltrustme.haha……changechange……转了几圈，变成了一个村姑B1。B1:Ilookgreat!蹒跚的走过去，接近三人，看着他们在打牌…..B1:hello,gentelman…...CanIjoinyou?P:I’msorry,lady.WeareplayingFightingAgainstlandownerandthreepeopleareenough.不好意思，姑娘。我们在斗地主，三个人够了。B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!噢，机会来了！炸弹！T:Bomb?(出牌)B1:DoubleKing!王炸！T:Oh….Iwin!Em……,Lady,youareaboss-hand.Comeinandteachme!喔…我赢了！嗯…，姑娘，你是老手吧。进来教我！M:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah……惨叫声T:(气愤)Wukong!Lookwhathaveyoudone!Sheismyteacher!M:Sheisamonster!T:Nonsense!(深呼吸)M:Oh,pleasedon’t……T:It’stoolate!(唱)Oncemore……youopenthedoor…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)太晚了！Oncemore……(紧箍咒)M:Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T:(呛住，咳)Wukong,I’mdisappointedwithyou!Sohaveyoutakesomedeliciousfoodforme?M:Yes,Master,Ifoundsomedeliciousbananas.T:bananasagain?!HowmanytimesIhavetoldyou!Iamamonk,notamonkey!Iwantmeat,meat(加重语气,又开始唱起泰坦尼克主题曲)M：OH,sorry,master,Please,no…….T:Getthemeatforme,quickly!（唐僧摇摇头，玩起手机来）白骨精变成了一位年轻漂亮的女子X2:（曼妙的走过来，碰一下唐僧，唐僧不转头：leavemealone.x2有碰一下，唐僧依然不转头：Isaidleavemealone.这时，x2开口说话）X2:hi….Mrhandsome!T:（转头）wow…hibeauty!（扔掉画册，背景音乐响起，onlyyou，神情对视，过会儿）comehere,doyouwantsomefood？takesomebananes。iamtangseng,youcancallmeTannyX:hiTanny…youlookgreat,maybewecanhavesometimetogetheraloneT:yeah,youareright,whatarewewaitingfor?!Letusgo!(半路碰到悟空，悟空火眼金睛看出是妖怪)M:Monster!!lookathowIbeatyouintohell.（唐僧没有拦的住）P&S:AreyouOk,moster?(扶T)S:Look,(伸食指)howmany?看，这是几？T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)T:Whatyouaredoing,youbastardmonkey!thisbeautifulladyismygues...