101 Pilot [00:27.20]Jason: Alright lady drop that spatula or you're scrambled. [00:27.20]贾森： 好了，女士，把铲子放下，否则我就把你炒了。 [00:31.20]Maggie: Go ahead, make my day. Well, I guess I showed you. [00:31.20]梅吉：来啊。我好象已经让你见识过了。 [00:46.50]Jason: Show me more [00:46.50]贾森：再让我见见。 [00:47.80]Maggie: Oh Jason, the kids. [00:47.80]梅吉：噢，贾森，孩子们。 [00:51.80]Jason: I can kiss the kids later. You know I read an article that said that two career couples [00:51.80]贾森：我可以呆会吻他们。我读过一篇文章，说如果夫妻双方都有工作， [00:59.00]should really make a special effort to always remain...frisky. [00:59.00]尤其应该努力保持轻松。 [01:06.50]Maggie: At breakfast? [01:06.50]梅吉：早饭时？ [01:08.50]Jason: At all meals. [01:08.50]贾森：在所有用餐时间。 [01:14.40]Mike: What's the matter? You guys aren't getting' enough? [01:14.40]迈克：怎么了？你们还没亲热够？ [01:18.20]Jason: Michael, alot of kids would get smacked for a remark like that [01:18.20]贾森：迈克尔，如果小孩子那样说的话，会挨揍的。 [01:21.80]Mike: Come on dad, you can't hit me you're a liberal humanist. [01:21.80]迈克：来啊，爸爸。你不能打我的，你是开明的人道主义者。 [01:25.40]Jason: Could be an accident. [01:25.40]贾森：可能会有意外。 [01:28.10]Carol: Could be a dream come true. [01:28.10]卡罗尔：希望这个意外能够实现。 [01:30.80]Mike: Mom, can't we sell Carol and get a tape deck for the Volvo? [01:30.80]迈克：妈妈，我们为什么不把卡罗尔卖了，然后为沃尔沃买个唱盘？ [01:33.50]Carol: Mike, you give new meaning to the word vacuous. [01:33.50]卡罗尔：迈克，你给空虚加了新含义。 [01:36.20]Mike: Oh yeah? What was the old meaning? [01:36.20]迈克：真的吗？那原来的意思是什么？ [01:41.40]Carol: I rest my case. [01:41.40]卡罗尔：我不跟你说。 [01:44.70]Jason: Ben! Ben! What's so funny Ben? [01:44.70]贾森：本！本...
