愚人节英文恶搞祝福语

愚人节英文恶搞祝福语 【愚人节英文恶搞短信】 preacher: why? what did he do to you? 神父：为什麽?他对你做了什麽吗? girl: he touched my breast. 女孩：他……他摸我的胸部 preacher: you mean like this? (the guy did it.) 神父：你是说像这样子吗?(神父伸手摸女孩的胸部) girl: (a little shy from the touch) yes. 女孩：(因为神父的举动而有一些害羞)嗯……是的 preacher: that“s no reason to call him that. 神父：只是这样子的话你没有理由骂他啊 girl: but he also took off my cloth. 女孩：但是……他又把我的衣服脱掉…… preacher: you mean like this? (he did it again.) 神父：你是说像这样子吗?(神父动手脱掉女孩的衣服) girl: yes, that“s what he did. 女孩：是的，是这样子没错 preacher: that“s still no reason to call him that. 神父：可是这样子你还是没有理由骂他啊 girl: and he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what... 女孩：然後……他把他的……那个……放到我的……那个……里面…… preacher: (evil laugh...) you mean like this? (and you-know-what) 神父：(奸笑貌)你是说像这样子吗?(神父和女孩就那个那个了) girl: (after a few minutes...) ugh... yeah, that“s what he did... 女孩：(数分钟後)喔……是的……就是这样子……… preacher: my dear girl, that“s still no reason to call him a... 神父：我亲爱的孩子，就算是这样你还是没有理由骂他「你这个………」 假如你长得难看，请打 110;假如你身材不好，请打 120;假如你脾气不好，请打 119;假如你觉得自己美丽，请打我手机，详谈…… Because you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi--what is built Nie ah? ! 因为你，我信任命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是——我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?! Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carr...