五分钟儿童英语笑话故事

五分钟儿童英语笑话故事 1.五分钟儿童英语笑话故事 visual training 视力训练 the squad( 班 ， 小 队 ) were having “visual training”. one smart recruit(新兵，招募) was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. the party was so faraway(遥远的，恍惚的.) that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly( 迅 速 地 ) the recruit replied： 班里正在进行“视力训练”。一个聪慧伶俐的新兵被班长叫出来数远处旷野上采掘队的人数。采掘队在很远的地方，那些人看起来只是一些小点儿。但是这个新兵毫不犹豫地回答。 “sixteen men and a sergeant(中士，军士) , sir.” “十六个兵外加一个中士，长官。” “right, but how do you know there’s a sergeant there?” “正确，可是你怎么知道那儿有一个中士?” “he’s not doing any digging, sir.” “他不干活，长官。” 2.五分钟儿童英语笑话故事 这钟准吗? Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. 丹在一个大城市的某个俱乐部当守门人。 Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, 每天都有数千人经过他的门口， and a lot of them stopped and asked him, “What’s the time, please?” 而且许多人都会停下来问他:“请问现在几点?” After a few months, Dan said to himself, “I’m not going to answer all those stupid people any more. 几个月后，丹想:“我不想再回答这些蠢人提出的问题了， I’m going to buy a big clock 我要去买一只大钟， and put it upon the wall here.” 把它挂在这儿的墙上。 Then he did so. 于是他买了一只钟，把它挂在了墙上。 “Now people aren’t going to stop and ask me the time,” he thought happily.“ 现在人们总不会再停下来问我时间了。”他兴奋地想。 But after that, a lot of people stopped, 可是打那以后，每天仍有许多人停下来， looked at the clock and then asked Dan, “Is that clock right?” 看看钟，然后问丹:“这钟准吗?” 3.五分钟儿童英语笑话故事 收考卷 One day a student was taking a very difficult essay e...