幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿范文（通用6篇）幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿1幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿1Dearteachersandschoolmates:I’mveryhappytogivealectureinEnglishheretoday.ThetitleofspeechisILoveEnglish.Aseveryoneknows,Englishisveryimportanttoday.Ithasbeenusedeverywhereintheworld.IthasbecomethemostcommonlanguageonInternetandforinternationaltrade.IfwecanspeakEnglishwell,wewillhavemorechancetosucceed.Becausemoreandmorepeoplehavetakennoticeofit,thenumberofthepeoplewhogotolearnEnglishhasincreasedatahighspeed.Butformyself,IlearnEnglishnotonlybecauseofitsimportanceanditsusefulness,butalsobecauseofmyloveforit.WhenIlearnEnglish,Icanfeeladifferentwayofthinkingwhichgivesmemoreroomtotouchtheworld.WhenIreadEnglishnovels,Icanfeelthepleasurefromthebookwhichisdifferentfromreadingthetranslation.WhenIspeakEnglish,Icanfeeltheconfidentfrommywords.WhenIwriteEnglish,IcanseethebeautywhichisnotthesameasourChinese…IloveEnglish,itgivesmeacolorfuldream.IhopeIcantravelaroundtheworldoneday.WithmygoodEnglish,Icanmakefriendswithmanypeoplefrom-1-differentcontries.Icanseemanyplacesofgreatintrests.IdreamthatIcangotoLondon,becauseitisthebirthplaceofEnglish.IalsowanttousemygoodEnglishtointroduceourgreatplacestotheEnglishspokenpeople,Ihopethattheycanloveourcountrylikeus.Iknow,Romewasnotbuiltinaday.Ibelievethataftercontinuoushardstudy,onedayIcanspeakEnglishverywell.Ifyouwanttobeloved,youshouldlearntoloveandbelovable.SoIbelieveasIloveEnglisheveryday,itwilllovemetoo.IamsurethatIwillrealizemydreamoneday!Thankyou!幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿2幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿2Goodmorning/afternoon!Firstthingfirst,Igottasay,wow,itsfunnythingtobegivenachancelikethat.Trurhbetold,IreallygotalittlebitnervousbeforeIstandrighthere,socalledstagefright.Ifyoulookspecificallyonme.Youmayfindmyhandsshaking,prettyassemblestheguywhosufferedfromPakinsonsdisease,andlegswobbling,likeIcaughtso-calledballleg.Okay,letsstopgoingaroundthebushandgetbacktomytopictoday.IreallyliketotalkafunnystoryIhavejustheard.AladycalledLucyemigratedtoUnitedStatesseveralyears-2-ago.HerspokenEnglishisnotthatfluent.Andoneday,sheisjustsittingonthecouchwithhisU.SfriendsMandywatchingSit-Com.AnoiseofbumphadtheattentionofMandy,whichledhertogooutofthehousetryingtofigureoutwhathadhappened.CanyouimaginethatMandygostraightoutwithmerelyasweater.SoLucyshoutedather,'Lucy,turnyourclotheson.'Whatsuprisedhermost,beyondherwildestimagination,isthatalmostallthemaleinthiscountrytooktheirheadoutofthewindow.Admittedly,Lucymadeamistakehere.ThewordspittedmeansMandyistotallynakedtothereasonthatmalelookedoutofthewindow.Therightsentenceshallbe,'putyourclothingon.'Thestoryinspiresyoutotakeacarefullookonthevastdifferencebetweeneasternandwesternculture.Thatsfullofit,thankyouforyourtime!幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿3幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿3Goodevening,LadiesandGentlemen:Thankyouverymuchforchoosingtocomeinsuchacoldnight.Todaymytopicisaboutchoiceandprocess.Aresearchshowsthatamanhastomake73choicesoneday.Withsomany-3-choicesoneday,peopleeasilygetsoconfusedandafraidofmakingwrongchoicethattheyhesitateandfinallymissthetruepartoflife.Inmyopinion,thefollowingpartisofmuchmoreimportancethanthechoice.Thereisnoabsoluterightorwrongchoicebutwonderfulorboringlife,whichtheprocessmakesthedifference.Lifeisaboxofchocolate,youneverknowwhatyouwillget.ForrestGumpmadenodecisionbyandforhimselfbutheaccomplishedgreatsuccesswithhisstrongwillintheprocess.Theproces...
