老友记第二季第三季中英剧本1SohowwasJoan?琼安怎么样?Brokeupwithher.跟她分手了Oh,why?为什么?Don'ttellme.Becauseofthebignostrilthing?别告诉我因为鼻孔太大?Theywerehuge!真的超大Whenshesneezed,batsflewoutofthem.她打喷嚏时,会有蝙蝠飞出来Theywerenotthathuge.没那么大I'mtellingyou,sheleanedback,Icouldseeherbrain.当她仰起头时,我可以看到她的脑子Howmanywomenwillyoureject...你到底要拒绝多少好女孩⋯...oversuperficial,insignificantthings只因为这些非常肤浅的事情?Holdit.IgottasidewithChandleronthisone.慢着，我必须帮钱德说话WhenIfirstmovedhere,Iwentoutwiththisgirl.我刚搬到这里时与一个女孩交往Reallyhot.Greatkisser...非常热情，很会接吻⋯...butshehadthebiggestAdam'sapple.但是她的喉结非常大粒!Drovemenuts.真是让我受不了-Youorme?-Igotit.-你还是我?-我明白了.Joey,womendon'thaveAdam'sapples.乔伊，女人没有喉结Youguysaremessingwithme,right?你们是在骗我，对不对?Yeah.Weare!对，我们在骗你!That'sagoodone.Forasecondthere,Iwaslike,whoa!我差点上当了TheOneWhereHecklesDiesTheOneWhereHecklesDiesYounameonewomanthatyoubrokeupwithforanactualrealreason.你与哪个女友分手是因为正当的理由?MaureenRasillo.莫琳罗西洛Becauseshedoesn'thateYanniisnotarealreason.因为她不讨厌音乐家雅尼,这不是个正当的理由Hello,Mr.Heckles.嗨，哈克先生You'redoingitagain.你们又来了We'renotdoinganything.我们什么都没做You'restomping.It'sdisturbingmybirds.你们脚步声太响,吓到了我的鸟儿Youdon'thavebirds.你没有养鸟Icouldhavebirds.我可以养乌We'lltrytokeepitdown.我们会小声一点Thankyou.谢谢I'mgoingtorejoinmydinnerparty.我要回去继续宴客了Allright,bye-bye.好，再见Okay,Janice.对了，珍妮丝GivemeJanice.Thatwasn'taboutbeingpicky.珍妮丝可以证明我并没有乱挑剔We'llgiveyouJanice.我们同意你与珍妮丝分手ImissJanice,though.但我蛮想珍尼斯的Hello,ChandlerBing!嗨，钱德宝!Oh,myGod!喔，我的天!Oh,Chandler!喔，钱德老友记第二季第三季中英剧本2Now!Now!现在就要That'sit.对了There!Faster!对了！快一点!Stopwiththebroom!We'renotmakingnoise!别用扫把了!我们没有制造噪音Wewon.我们赢了Wedidit!我们赢了Mr.Heckles!哈克先生-Howdidthishappen?-Hewassweeping.-怎么会这样呢?-他在打扫.Theyfoundabroominhishand.他们发现他抓著一把扫把-That'sterrible.-Iknow.-真可怕.-我知道.Iwassweepingyesterday.昨天我也在扫地Itcould'vebeenme.搞不好也会一命呜呼Sweeping.Youneverknow.扫地，真是天有不测风云Neverknow.世事难料It'sveryfaint,butIcanstillsensehiminthebuilding.很微弱，但我还可以感觉他在大楼里Gointothelight,Mr.Heckles!进入光芒中，哈克先生!Okay,Phoebe.好了，菲比I'msorry,butsometimestheyneedhelp.对不起有时候他们需要帮助Herewego.又来了That'sfine,goaheadandscoff.很好，嘲笑我吧TherearealotofthingsIdon'tbelievein...我不相信很多事情⋯...butthatdoesn'tmeanthey'renottrue.但这不表示就不是真的Suchas?譬如?LikecropcirclesortheBermudaTriangleorevolution.像是玉米田图案或百慕大三角或进化论What,youdon'tbelieveinevolution?什么,你不相信进化论?Notreally.不真的相信Youdon'tbelieveinevolution?你不相信进化论?Idon'tknow.It'sjust,youknow....我不知道，只是⋯Monkeys,Darwin,it'sanicestory.Ijustthinkit'salittletooeasy.猴子，达尔文，很好的故事我只是觉得有点太简单"Tooeasy"?Too太简单?太⋯Theprocessofeverylivingthingonthisplanetevolving...这个星球上的一切生物经过数千万年⋯...overmillionsofyearsfromsingle-celledorganismsis"tooeasy"?从单细胞微生物进化而成而你说太简单?Yeah,Ijustdon'tbuyit.对，我不太相信Excuseme.Evolutionisnotforyoutobuy,Phoebe.对不起进化论不是信不信由你，菲比Evolutionisscientificfact,liketheairwebreathe...进化论是科学事实,就像我们呼...
