Time to get up, man. - All right, Dad. - Come on. Should be here soon. - I think I should make a list. - What do mean? - For your birthday gifts? - Yeah. You know you're only getting a couple of things, right? Yeah, I know. Just to look at and study so I can choose better. Okay, well, that's smart. Yeah, make a list. Can you spell everything you're thinking of? - I think so. - All right. That's good. - How you doing in here, man? - Okay. Can we go to the park today, after? No, I gotta go to Oakland. Well, maybe, we'll see. Give me a kiss. I'll talk to you later. Excuse me. Oh, excuse me... ...when is somebody gonna clean this off? And the Y? The Y. We talked about this. It's an I in "happiness." There's no Y in "happiness." It's an I. I'm Chris Gardner. I met my father for the first time when I was 28 years old. And I made up my mind as a young kid... ...that when I had children... ...my children were gonna know who their father was. This is part of my life story. This part is called "Riding the Bus." What's that? It's a time machine, isn't it? Seems like a time machine. That seems like a time machine. It's a time machine. Take me with you. This machine... ...this machine on my lap... This guy, he has a time machine. He travels in the past with this machine and... - it is not a time machine. It's a portable bone-density scanner. A medical device I sell for a living. Thank you for the opportunity to discuss it with you. - I appreciate it. - We just don't need it, Chris. It's unnecessary and expensive. - Well, maybe next... - Thank you. It gave a slightly denser picture than an x-ray for twice the money. - Hey. - Hey, baby. - What happened?...