第一季 11 集：The Pancake Batter Anomaly -Sheldon: Checkmate. 将军。 -Leonard: Again？ 又？ -Sheldon: Obviously，you are not well suited for three-dimensional chess 很显然，你还不够格来玩三维国际象棋。 Perhaps three-dimensional candy land would be more your speed. 你的速度或许更适合玩三维糖果盒游戏。 -Leonard: Just reset the board. 这盘重来。 -Sheldon: It must be humbling to suck on so many different levels. 这么多层都得我让你，还真丢脸阿。 -Penny: Hey, guys, did you get my mail 好，伙计们,你拿了我的邮件了？ -Leonard: Yeah, right here 是，在这。 How was Nebraska？ 内布拉斯加那边怎么样？ -Penny: Well, better than north Dakota。 比北达科他州强。 I guess that job is only funny in Nebraska. 我猜这笑话只有在内布拉斯加州才好笑。 -Sheldon: From the data at hand, you really can’t draw that conclusion. 就目前的数据来说，你还不能得出这结论。 All you can say with absolute certainty is that joke is not funny here. 你所能唯一确定的是这笑话在这儿不好笑。 -Penny: Boys, it’s good to be back. 兄弟们，回来真好。 -Leonard: How’s your family 你家人怎么样 -Penny: It was the worst trip. 这趟旅行简直不能再糟了。 Everyone got sick over the weekend. 一个周末下来家里人全病了。 -Leonard: Sick？ 病了？ -Sheldon: Here we go. What kind of sick 又来了。什么病？ -Penny: The flu, I guess. 我猜，就是流感吧。 -Sheldon: I don’t need you to guess. I need you to know. 我不是要你猜，我要你确定。 Now, when did the symptoms first appear 第一次出现症状是在什么时候？ -Penny: Maybe Friday. 大概是周五。 -Sheldon: Friday. Was that morning or afternoon 周五，上午还是下午？ -Penny: I-I don’t… 我…我不… -Sheldon: Think, woman, who blew their nose and when 小姐，好好想想，是谁？在什么时候擦过鼻子？ -Leonard: Sheldon, relax. 没事的，Sheldon。 She doesn’t have any symptoms. I’m sure she’s n...
