《老友记》中英文对照剧本精编版 第一季第 23 集 123 The One With the Birth 123 The One With the Birth [Scene: The hospital, Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive.] Ross: She's not here yet. She's not here. She's having my baby and she's not here. Monica: I'm sure everything's fine. Has her water broke yet? Ross: I don't know, but when I spoke to her, she said she had already passed the mucus plug. (Joey makes a sound of absolute disgust.) Joey: Do we have to know about that? Monica: Joey, what are you gonna do when you have a baby? Joey: I'm gonna be in the waitin' room, handing out cigars. Chandler: Yes, Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50's. Ross: God, I don't believe this. She could be giving birth in the cab. Rachel: Oh, Ross, relax. It's probably like two dollars for the first 123 本出世 强森大夫，七线电话 她还没来 她将生下我的小孩却还没来 不会有事的 她的羊水破了吗?我不知道 她和我通话时说她已分泌粘液 我们需要知道这一些吗? 乔伊，你有小孩时你会怎么做? 我会在等待室中送雪茄 乔伊准备让他孩子出生在50年代的电影中 我不敢相信她可能会在计程车中生产 罗斯，冷静点第一次收缩收费二块钱 之后每收缩一次收五毛钱 contraction, and then fifty cents for each additional contraction. (Everyone looks at Rachel as though she made a tasteless comment.) Rachel: What, it's ok when Chandler does it? Chandler: You have to pick your moments. (Phoebe arrives, guitar in hand.) Phoebe: Did I miss it, did I miss it? Ross: She's not even here yet. Monica: What's with the guitar? Phoebe: I just thought we might be here for awhile. You know, things might get musical. (Carol and Susan arrive.) Ross: (to Carol) Where the hell have you been? Susan:...
