1 Growing Pains 101 Pilot 第一集 出师受挫 Jason: Hi, I'm Jason Seaver. I am a psychiatrist. I spent last 15 years helping people with the problems. Maggie: And I'm Maggie Seaver. I’ve spent last 15 years helping our kids with problems, even Jason wouldn't believe. Jason: Now Maggie has gone back to work as a reporter for the local Newspaper. Maggie: And Jason has moved his practice into the house so we can be there for the kids. Jason: They’re great kids. Maggie: Most of the time. Jason: And the rest of the time… … Maggie: We love them , anyway Jason: Yeah. Ben: Unbelievable. Jason: Alright lady drop that spatula . or you're scrambled Maggie: Go ahead, make my day. Well, I guess I showed you. Jason: Show me more Maggie: Oh Jason, the kids. Jason: I can kiss the kids later. You know I read an article that said that two career couples should really make a special effort to always remain...frisky . Maggie: At breakfast? Jason: At all meals. Mike: What's the matter? You guys aren't gettin' enough? Jason: Michael, a lot of kids would get smacked for a remark like that. Mike: Come on dad, you can't hit me you're a liberal humanist . Jason: Could be an accident. Carol: Could be a dream come true. Mike: Mom, can't we sell Carol and get a tape deck 磁带放送机 for the Volvo? Carol: Mike, you give new meaning to the word vacuous 空的；空虚的；空洞的. Mike: Oh yeah? What was the old meaning? Carol: I rest my case 我的话就到此为止了。 . Jason: Ben! Ben! What's so funny, Ben? Ben: That Phyllis George, she's screwed up 弄砸了again. Maggie: Hey, what's that you're reading about? Carol: Well it says here that as the universe expands 扩张, all matter is degenerating into 退化为；蜕化...
